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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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BigTitsMcStuffin · 03/07/2023 21:07

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Isitsixoclockalready · 03/07/2023 21:06

Is the stripper a victim of objectification?

SingingNettles · 03/07/2023 21:06

I suspect this will make the tabloids soon enough, and the OP has given enough identifying information (the text about the scratched car) that there’s a good chance her husband will find out through the press.

Great work all around, OP.

Rosietheravisher · 03/07/2023 21:05

@ThinkTheresBeenAGlitch I just noticed that you called out the bullshit before I did. This thread is very funny but op’s post is made up.

readbooksdrinktea · 03/07/2023 21:02

C1N1C · 03/07/2023 20:55

Need to spread the word around all the husbands I know... apparently you can go down on a stripper and not tell your wife because it won't achieve anything, and as a one-off it's OK... Being honest is just unburdening yourself, which is just selfish.

Free pass guys!

Yes, that was sarcasm.

I don't know what's more shameful... all those saying not to tell him, or the OP listening. It's clear the OP never loved her husband.

Exactly.

Rosietheravisher · 03/07/2023 21:01

I don’t believe this really happened. And I think op is actually a man.

Unexpectedlysinglemum · 03/07/2023 20:57

I definitely wouldn't tell him
Unless you think there a chance one of the girls there would tell him.

C1N1C · 03/07/2023 20:55

Need to spread the word around all the husbands I know... apparently you can go down on a stripper and not tell your wife because it won't achieve anything, and as a one-off it's OK... Being honest is just unburdening yourself, which is just selfish.

Free pass guys!

Yes, that was sarcasm.

I don't know what's more shameful... all those saying not to tell him, or the OP listening. It's clear the OP never loved her husband.

SparklingMarkling · 03/07/2023 20:49

I didn’t just become a little bit of a slag
I became a total slaaaaaggggg 😂😂

PS - I don’t actually think you’re a slag OP 🤦‍♀️ but you’ve had finer moments no doubt.

I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH
Comedycook · 03/07/2023 20:47

This thread should be in classics

Bewilderedandhurt · 03/07/2023 20:46

Was it your love of whipped cream that caught you unawares and the fact his cock went down your throat mearly an accident while you dined?
I'm loving the double standards of 'it's not cheating.'
So many bloke's on stag do's have been berated for less with LTB's as the replies.
This is comical!

Gytgyt · 03/07/2023 20:46

Whatkindofuckeryisthis · 03/07/2023 19:37

Are you joking? How is this a fucking relationship when she sucked a random man’s cock? Of course he needs to know so he can bin her off!!

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I'm not debating with you. Most people don't leave over something like this. In fact those that shout the loudest....

Many give advise about leaving but when it's their turning they are not leaving. 😳

Gytgyt · 03/07/2023 20:44

whumpthereitis · 03/07/2023 20:15

The fact that amongst the outrage there was also disapproving commentary on her poor fellatio skills took me the fuck out. Because it’s one thing to be a vile slag, but imagine being a vile slag that’s shit at blowjobs 😭 The audacity.

Grow up.

XVII · 03/07/2023 20:42

I wonder how many other women there were also cheating….

but even though I think she is a cheating scank I dont think she should tell DH and lets face he might well have shagged someone in the time they have been together

GonnaGetGoingReturns · 03/07/2023 20:38

I’m still laughing here at the MN Pearl clutching brigade calling me and others sluts (I preferred trollop actually!) for daring to say we’d given a BJ in other circumstance than with our DH/DP at home. I wasn’t bragging by the way was just trying to reassure OP that yeah things happen with others and it’s not like she should be eternally shamed and hide away. We’re not in a country where you’d get stoned to death for adultery. Back in the day, yes I was a clubber and yes, the drugs I took then probably obscured my judgment on a few occasions. Hey ho!

My new ex NDN (secondary school teacher) once tried to shock me and my DM when she came over by saying something about anal sex with her DH when she/he got back late, it was meant to be a jokey comment but we were a bit Shock because I wasn’t really in the habit of sharing my sexual habits with NDNs. But these were your respectable married, 1 DC, middle class, him in IT so your MN demographic. Yet obvs their sex life wasn’t vanilla.

Mikimoto · 03/07/2023 20:35

BarelyLiterate · 03/07/2023 18:52

Total double standards on MN, as usual. 🙄
we all know that if a woman had posted that her partner had licked a stripper’s tits when he was pissed on a stag night, the overwhelming response would be LTB.

..had licked her front bottom, more like!

Abbimae · 03/07/2023 20:32

What kid of dodgy stripper company allows that? Christ

whumpthereitis · 03/07/2023 20:29

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A classic example of the famous Schrödinger's cocksucker.

Cookiecrumblepie · 03/07/2023 20:27

OP don't obsess over this. You made a mistake. Just tell your partner and move on. It was wrong, but you were drunk and got carried away. It's upsetting but it's happened, what can you do now? Just be honest and have it over with. A good partner would be hurt, but surely would see the isolated act in context.

Snoozysnoozy · 03/07/2023 20:24

BarelyLiterate · 03/07/2023 18:52

Total double standards on MN, as usual. 🙄
we all know that if a woman had posted that her partner had licked a stripper’s tits when he was pissed on a stag night, the overwhelming response would be LTB.

We're you kidding? There women here that would LTB for just visiting a strip club, watching porn, receiving a text from a mildly attractive co-worker.

BigTitsMcStuffin · 03/07/2023 20:20

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Neilsfavouritechilli · 03/07/2023 20:17

Nah I doubt he finished, given his/her supposed level of drunkeness, I suspect he/she had a slobby lick for a few seconds and got hoisted off by the next 'horny' hen. Grim all round whatever happened (or did not happen).

JohnnysSoLongAtTheFair · 03/07/2023 20:15

Do you know whether the stripper has any mates who are into angling?

If he does, you’re home free: just tell him you spent part of the night sucking on a Fisherman’s Friend.

whumpthereitis · 03/07/2023 20:15

The fact that amongst the outrage there was also disapproving commentary on her poor fellatio skills took me the fuck out. Because it’s one thing to be a vile slag, but imagine being a vile slag that’s shit at blowjobs 😭 The audacity.

XVII · 03/07/2023 19:41

Haha op
you’ve done it once
much easier to do it again next time.
oh and I’d bet he did finish but you’re a bit too ashamed to say.