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I've been unfaithful and I don't know how tell DH

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Lostsoul0307 · 03/07/2023 11:48

I know I'm going to be absolutely annihilated for this but please believe me when I say I already feel terrible.

I was at a friends hen party this weekend at a holiday cottage with a group of about 20, on the Friday night a stripper had been hired and it was way more intimate than I was prepared for, he did a bit with whipped cream and a few of us licked off. I would never usually but I was really quite tipsy, there was a bit of crowd pressure and the whole thing was really quite arousing, I know these are lame excuses. I crossed a line and did stuff for way longer than I should.

I know I need to tell DH but I have no idea how to even go about bringing this up, he'll be crushed and I'm so disappointed in myself.

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tiger2691 · 04/07/2023 07:25

You're married, and unless you're in an open relationship you cant go around willingly sucking other men's dicks, there are no excuses.

Mistymist · 04/07/2023 07:21

OhForFucksFuckingSake · 03/07/2023 22:51

Also I think the 'double standards' bleating is really thick. It's a totally false equivalence.

A man giving a female stripper oral sex is a completely different context in terms of power dynamics, exploitation, misogyny and men's entitlement to buy access to women's bodies for their own gratification.

Yes a male stripper is there because you're paying him. But if he is sticking his erect penis in your face and telling you to lick cream off it, that is still a really uncomfortable power dynamic.

"Poor OP", the man made her do it!

Mikimoto · 04/07/2023 07:16

Maybe start off a convo saying "Hey, DH, you know how you're allergic to dairy?...."

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So you judge how happy a man is in his marriage by whether the his wife enjoys giving blow jobs? Oh dear.

This hen party brought shame on our beloved flag, if you ask me. So disrespectful.🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

justme2022 · 04/07/2023 07:01

SingingNettles · 03/07/2023 23:35

Do you think you could make a joke of it?
What’s got two thumbs and enthusiastically blows strippers in public?

😂😂😂 absolutely do this OP

BigTitsMcStuffin · 04/07/2023 06:57

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BigMassiveLavaExplosion · 04/07/2023 02:00

Methinks you should tell him

ErniesGhostlyGoldTops · 04/07/2023 01:27

The million dollar question is are you going to the wedding OP?

If this is going to come out, it will be at the wedding.

Bbq1 · 03/07/2023 23:41

You're disgusting, Op. Performing a, sex act on a, stripper with an audience. It's so, so grubby and you need to tell your partner. It's 100% cheating and just so seedy. He should leave you. Love to see a man saying similar on here. He would be lynched but some think it's okay for a woman to be so grim.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 23:39

SlippedCondom · 03/07/2023 23:33

@Stravaig well not 'had to', but it sounds like he was going round everyone and it was all very fast? This doesn't seem like a calculated thing and it would be a shame to throw away a marriage because of some cream at the end of a stripper's cock surely... or am I just thinking too big picture 👀👀👀

If you consider four whole minutes of gagging high saturated fat milk derivatives off of a random‘s cock in public to be quick well. Four minutes is an investment in a cock, not a quick lick. It’s purposeful. With intent.

SlippedCondom · 03/07/2023 23:37

@SingingNettles that would be a great intro to the conversation! Use that OP.

SingingNettles · 03/07/2023 23:35

Do you think you could make a joke of it?
What’s got two thumbs and enthusiastically blows strippers in public?

SlippedCondom · 03/07/2023 23:33

@Stravaig well not 'had to', but it sounds like he was going round everyone and it was all very fast? This doesn't seem like a calculated thing and it would be a shame to throw away a marriage because of some cream at the end of a stripper's cock surely... or am I just thinking too big picture 👀👀👀

Stravaig · 03/07/2023 23:28

'had to'

SlippedCondom · 03/07/2023 23:25

Do you think you could make a joke of it? How long have you been together? Any trust issues?

I've been with DH about 15 years now and I think I'd just need to say you won't believe what happened, this guy walked round with cream on his cock and we all had to lick it off, I was mortified blah blah

I feel like it's not that malicious and deep. Seems like it was a jokey thing that went too far!

DH had to lick cream off someone's nipple at his own stag and we do laugh about it, as it is very out of character and I find it absurd and funny tbh. We don't have prior trust issues or anything though, which would change things I think!

Rosietheravisher · 03/07/2023 23:23

@BlueLiquid

So what did the stripper say/do as all this was happening?

I wasn’t there but I’m guessing “ugh, ugh, hnyyyyyyggggg”.

🤣🤣

YoungerDryas · 03/07/2023 23:19

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 03/07/2023 23:14

Because it's hilarious?

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Is it?

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FloydPepper · 03/07/2023 23:16

OhForFucksFuckingSake · 03/07/2023 22:51

Also I think the 'double standards' bleating is really thick. It's a totally false equivalence.

A man giving a female stripper oral sex is a completely different context in terms of power dynamics, exploitation, misogyny and men's entitlement to buy access to women's bodies for their own gratification.

Yes a male stripper is there because you're paying him. But if he is sticking his erect penis in your face and telling you to lick cream off it, that is still a really uncomfortable power dynamic.

Of course. The nasty man made her do it, it’s not her fault

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 03/07/2023 23:14

YoungerDryas · 03/07/2023 23:14

Why is this thread still up?

Because it's hilarious?

YoungerDryas · 03/07/2023 23:14

Why is this thread still up?

GentlemanJay · 03/07/2023 23:11

AnonKat · 03/07/2023 11:58

Classic Mumsnet! She sucked a man's penis and it's not cheating 🤣

It's on a hen night, so it's ok? Laughable.

What if he has an STI?

Can you imagine if it was a guy on a stag do. Lol.

wutheringkites · 03/07/2023 23:02

OhForFucksFuckingSake · 03/07/2023 22:51

Also I think the 'double standards' bleating is really thick. It's a totally false equivalence.

A man giving a female stripper oral sex is a completely different context in terms of power dynamics, exploitation, misogyny and men's entitlement to buy access to women's bodies for their own gratification.

Yes a male stripper is there because you're paying him. But if he is sticking his erect penis in your face and telling you to lick cream off it, that is still a really uncomfortable power dynamic.

Yeah, op, you should definitely take this route - tell him it was a feminist act.

SingingNettles · 03/07/2023 23:02

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 23:02

We‘ve all been there. We‘ve all golloped Elmlea off a random man‘s erect penis for four whole minutes. By accident.

That’s the power dynamic for you.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr · 03/07/2023 23:02

We‘ve all been there. We‘ve all golloped Elmlea off a random man‘s erect penis for four whole minutes. By accident.

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