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Most women hoover above toilet seat in public toilets to pee?

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summerfinn · 07/06/2023 07:55

I was out this weekend and had to use the toilet to pee. I normally hoover above toilet seat to pee in public toilets and was thinking to myself this is difficult especially if I need to do a long pee🙈😂 Is this what most women do too or am I being extra germ conscious and should just wipe the seat and sit down? Sorry if tmi but I'm just curious

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KimberleyClark · 09/06/2023 10:42

WomblingTree86 · 09/06/2023 09:42

For men maybe but a nightmare for many
women wearing trousers or anyone one who is not young with strong legs.

This. They are terrible for older people with dodgy knees.

DarrellRiversCriminalBehaviourOrder · 09/06/2023 10:28

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 10:13

I am out and about a lot - that doesn't mean I use public loos a lot, only when really needed, whether that is bad for my bladder, whether that makes me a neurotic germaphobe etc, etc does not matter, it's been my way of doing things for 50 years, I do not have a problem with infections or anything else and I will continue along the same vein.

Will you please, please, please just wipe up afterwards? I know every hoverer says she's a urinary Robin Hood with faultless aim and trajectory, but trust me, at least some of you are wrong.

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 10:13

Kanaloa · 09/06/2023 09:51

Do you only leave your home once a week? Perhaps that’s the difference. I lead a very active life and am often out at work, the gym, kids activities, shopping, the cinema. Of course it would be easier to avoid using public toilets if you left your home very rarely.

I am out and about a lot - that doesn't mean I use public loos a lot, only when really needed, whether that is bad for my bladder, whether that makes me a neurotic germaphobe etc, etc does not matter, it's been my way of doing things for 50 years, I do not have a problem with infections or anything else and I will continue along the same vein.

Kanaloa · 09/06/2023 09:53

DarrellRiversCriminalBehaviourOrder · 09/06/2023 08:11

Why? The standard there, as I understand it, is squat toilets where you adopt a completely different position.

Well yes, I think this is causing the confusion. Squat toilets encourage you to squat down with your feet planted, knees high, leaning forward slightly, as you would if going outside. Not to half-hover above a high toilet seat, balancing in the cubicle. Totally different positioning.

Kanaloa · 09/06/2023 09:51

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:01

I doubt hovering once a week is likely to have much of an impact - there's a wee bit of hysteria creeping into this thread.

Do you only leave your home once a week? Perhaps that’s the difference. I lead a very active life and am often out at work, the gym, kids activities, shopping, the cinema. Of course it would be easier to avoid using public toilets if you left your home very rarely.

WomblingTree86 · 09/06/2023 09:42

BridportSpectacular · 09/06/2023 08:45

Proper squat toilets are much better for you.

For men maybe but a nightmare for many
women wearing trousers or anyone one who is not young with strong legs.

WomblingTree86 · 09/06/2023 09:29

I sit but often have to clean the seat first. I find it ironic that the people who hover because they think the seats are too dirty to sit on are the ones actually making the seats dirty by splashing urine over them.

DuesToTheDirt · 09/06/2023 09:23

It would be good if it became common practice in the UK for any set of toilets with 3 or more cubicles to have one of them being a squat toilet. Then the hoveres can use facilities designed for their preferences.

I can't see it getting much use. I was in Turkey last year, where squat toilets are common and there is usually a choice. In some places women were queueing for the sit-down toilet rather than use the squat toilet.

ArdeteiMasazxu · 09/06/2023 09:09

It would be good if it became common practice in the UK for any set of toilets with 3 or more cubicles to have one of them being a squat toilet. Then the hoveres can use facilities designed for their preferences.

I visit a lot of universities as part of my work, and the ones which have a large population of overseas students often have complex infographics up in the lavatories explaining that you should not be attempting to stand on the toilet seat in order to squat above the bowl, but instead need to be seated. A lot of loo seats get broken and there are accidents and injuries apparently.

Squatting with the knees higher than the hips is a much healthier position for relieving oneself. Blame Thomas Crapper.

BridportSpectacular · 09/06/2023 08:45

Proper squat toilets are much better for you.

DarrellRiversCriminalBehaviourOrder · 09/06/2023 08:11

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:42

Bloody auto correct! Huge problems in China where no one sits.

Why? The standard there, as I understand it, is squat toilets where you adopt a completely different position.

Sigmama · 09/06/2023 07:25

Who hovers once a week?? And how do you know what the whole population of China does?

Kiwano · 09/06/2023 07:23

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:01

I doubt hovering once a week is likely to have much of an impact - there's a wee bit of hysteria creeping into this thread.

So what impact does sitting have?

FatOaf · 09/06/2023 07:02

@Jumpingthruhoops - How is your likelihood of inhaling Streptococcus from a toilet seat going to increase if you sit on it? Do you breathe through your arse?
And you have Staphylococcus on your skin anyway. It only becomes an issue if you have open wounds.
People here seem to be unaware that an average-sized person is made up of about 30 trillion human cells and about 40 trillion bacteria. We have evolved to host large numbers of bacteria without coming to harm. The Staphylococcus that lives on our skin all the time is one of the things that protects us from fungal and other bacterial infections.

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:42

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:39

Must be huge problems in Cons where no one sits

Bloody auto correct! Huge problems in China where no one sits.

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:39

4kids2cats · 09/06/2023 06:05

I have it on a doctor’s authority that you are more likely to cause yourself UT problems from not emptying the bladder properly through hovering than you are to catch anything from sitting on a public toilet seat.

Must be huge problems in Cons where no one sits

DarrellRiversCriminalBehaviourOrder · 09/06/2023 06:09

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:01

I doubt hovering once a week is likely to have much of an impact - there's a wee bit of hysteria creeping into this thread.

There's a lot of hysteria, from people who seem to think humans should be sterile surfaces and are terrified of what horrible illnesses they might contract via the backs of their thighs.

4kids2cats · 09/06/2023 06:05

I have it on a doctor’s authority that you are more likely to cause yourself UT problems from not emptying the bladder properly through hovering than you are to catch anything from sitting on a public toilet seat.

Grazedpad · 09/06/2023 06:01

Kittykatmeowzers · 07/06/2023 08:19

Hovering is supposedly bad for the pelvic floor. Something to keep in mind

I doubt hovering once a week is likely to have much of an impact - there's a wee bit of hysteria creeping into this thread.

savethatkitty · 09/06/2023 05:17

Certainly not, never.

DarrellRiversCriminalBehaviourOrder · 09/06/2023 05:14

Jumpingthruhoops · 08/06/2023 23:22

I trying to avoid handling any 'communal' touching points where possible. Handrails, door handles, lift buttons and everything in between. Never really been ill with anything or had a UTI.

How on earth do you go about daily life not touching door handles, lift buttons or anything that another human being touched?

Why not just wash your hands after using the toilet, when you get home and before eating or handling food?

HerbsandSpices · 09/06/2023 02:18

As this argument goes on, can we clarify what is mean by hovering? Is it standing upright and going over the toilet? Or is it like a half squat low over the toilet?

Wildfloral · 09/06/2023 01:28

I have hovered my entire life. Hovering = fantastic thighs. 😀

I layer the seat with paper if I have to sit down due to space, luggage, tipsy, etc.

Mumtobabyhavoc · 09/06/2023 00:51

HoneybeesAndBluebells · 08/06/2023 21:18

I sit but if the toilet seat looks especially grim I'd place some loo roll down.
I don't lick the back of my legs.

I'd be impressed if you could! 😊

Mumtobabyhavoc · 09/06/2023 00:48

If the seat has pee, or god forbid poo, on it and there's no other option I swear loudly, Jesus Christ people are bloody pigs! Then use paper towel and hand soap to wash it before I can use it. If I have baby with me then I have the diaper bag so am stocked with baby wipes and sanitizing wipes so can clean the seat with those - still swearing about the mess mind you and hoping the offender is the (often) well dressed lady at the sink and knows she's been caught and shamed.

If you hover at least have the courtesy to clean the seat when you are done.