Good morning. I am an idiot.
I have a godson whose mother is lovely but very religious and a bit uptight. It’s his 9th birthday today. Long story short I placed an Amazon order to be delivered to their house, and he’s just opened it and it turns out that alongside the nice gifts I sent him, I accidentally included something else that was in my basket….
His dad (my friend) has just rung me howling with laughter, but the wife is apparently not at all amused.
I know AIBU but this is a public service announcement to double check your basket when you’re sending things to someone else.
Jesus.