In an apocalyptic scenario, would you survive long?

@Useyourfork

Have you been living under a rock? Everyone knows that a blow to the head kills zombies. You could even use the rock that you have been living under.

There could be a business opportunity for someone. This is how you survive! Not by fighting but adapting 😂

I can run for a very long time and and am a high level martial artist. I'm calm in a crisis and have no problem shooting animals. Not killed a human yet but by god I've wanted to! 🤣

On the other hand I'm not sure I'd want to as I like my creature comforts too much like tea and a shower every morning.

Pour liquid metal on them, harness them dangle a live rodent aka carrot and stick and they can pull vehicles. Greyhound racing tracks could be used as mother's meeting points, just pop the baby in the pram, attached to a walker and off they go, round and round while you drink nettle tea and chat.

I'm going to do a bit of OL shopping to get the right outfit to throw on. I'm thinking layers obviously, a quiet but effective camouflage print and many pants. One can't have too many pants.

Don't forget you won't need any razors for the underarms or hair dye. According to the movies you won't need them. Just maybe a fetching sooty smudge on your cheekbone.

The government would probably more likely round them up and force them to work for the public sector to save money.

@Iwantabloodypizza All Sean had to do was stay in the house. The annoying boyfriend who wanted to stay in his flat was right. Instead he went his girlfriend and Sean and died.

I have also watched every episode of ER and Greys, my diagnostic and operating skills are honed. No problem creating a biro into a tracheostomy tool. I also have a 3D printer which I'm sure will come in super handy.

I'm beginning to think I'd be on the A team. I'm going to do a bit of OL shopping to get the right outfit to throw on. I'm thinking layers obviously, a quiet but effective camouflage print and many pants. One can't have too many pants.

I think I'd act smart not brave. Good at strategy and solving problems but not running around and fighting.

Sorry, 2 seasons. Waiting for the third. After the third I’ll definitely be able to fly too.

As an aside, did anyone used to watch Z Nation? I bloody loved that.

“By removing the head or destroying the brain.”

I suggest you watch Shaun of the Dead, immediately! It might save your life come the zombie apocalypse.

And while we are at it, Zombies are the reanimated dead.

As much as I love 28 Days later, they are NOT zombies. They are people who are very much alive and infected with a virus that makes them angry and fast.

A real Zombie apocalypse is nothing to fear.

They are just rotting corpses ambling around.

Your nan could out walk one on her zimmer frame.

😂 Helicopter it is then. @Vitriolinsanity can get it up and you can land it. I’ve watched all 3 seasons of Into the night, so I think I have a decent chance too.

I don’t know that much about zombies. Can you even kill them? Would a blow to the head do it? I have a very heavy rolling pin that could knock a burglar out or even a large frying pan.
Can they climb stairs? 🙂

I landed a helicopter in a dream once, so am unreasonably confident in my flying skills.

Without even thinking about zombies, every time I watch The Sound of Music I wonder how as a family we would go if it was us hiding behind those gravestones/tombs.

There is no way in a month of Sundays my DC would stand deathly still and shut the fuck up for just five minutes to avoid capture by Nazis, so anything more prolonged to avoid death/zombification/doom is completely out of the question.

I reckon I could get a plane up, but landing it could be more tricky. I'll give that some more thought.

I reckon I'd be OK for a while, but I have a very low tolerance level so any whiners would be at risk.

Well I can't run, obviously haven't tried fighting nut somehow I doubt it. Otherwise I'd probably last as long as my meds held out.

I'd have to ditch my husband as he would be absolutely useless unless you could kill zombies with spreadsheets.

I'd probably do OK - once you got to the having somewhere to grow food stage.

If only I knew how to fly a plane it could work to live like in the NF series Into the night..

I will try to remember to kill any pigs.

Now I feel like watching I Am Legend. Such a good film!

Animals turn by eating the zombies. There's a scene in the walking dead were Eugene says things can't get any worse (no water). Then a pack of zombie dogs, containing a German shepherd and doberman turn up.
Fyi kill any pigs that you see and burn them. They mutate the virus and make it more communicable to humans.
If I could get to my adult children then we'd have a decent chance between us. Let's face it the men fight over the two Ws, women and water.

But they just wander along the sea bed or float, the cunning fuckers.

I used to think luxury yacht could be sweet then watched S1 of Fear the Walking Dead. Still ends in tears .

You know where the band find a community where life is normal but the rulers have it way better than everyone else? I would stay in one of those.

Nah, i was thinking about this while i was watching the last of us... I'd definitely be killed in the first wave