In thinking that Red Dwarf is still creasingly funny?

Meltdown is probably my favourite episode

Lister: Hang on, hang on, something's happening. Some kind of parade, or drill, but...
The Cat: But what?
Lister: Hang on. These guys aren't Nazis. They're all wearing different period costumes. There's one looking like Al Capone, there's another like Mussolini, Richard III, Napoleon... Smeg, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place. My God, there's James Last. I recognize him from Rimmer's record collection.
The Cat: What are they doing?
Lister: They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoah, whoah, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
The Cat: What?
Lister: Winnie the Pooh, I swear. He's refusing the blindfold.
The Cat: They're tying Winnie the Pooh to the stake?
[gunfire from outside]
Lister: That's something no-one should ever have to see.

Also we eat triple fried egg butties with chilli sauce and chutney on Boxing Day to celebrate

(And at other times during the year)

I am so Kryten

I don't love the first 2 seasons, seasons 3-6 are genius and then it went downhill. I haven't even watched the recent seasons on Dave.
My favourite episodes are Back to Reality and Rimmerworld.

Also, I worked with someone who had a few business related qualifications in a niche field so listed them in her email signature, but also listed her BSc despite the fact she'd never been swimming...

I really enjoyed 4-6 which is when a mate got me into it. I went back and watched 1-3 which were good but perhaps not as silly as 4-6. Didn't rate it beyond 7.

Love the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse episode as well as Holoship - "Lister to Red Dwarf, we have in our midst a complete smegpot"

And can't remember the episode but when (female) Holly is trying to evacuate the ship but the alarm siren breaks, "Oh no, now my sirens gone. Awooga, Awooga, abandon ship". My dad had never seen an episode but happened to walk into the room when that was on and creased up laughing.

It's the despair squid, not suicide squid!
Cor blimey no wonder you lot only scored 4% 😬
What a load of twonks lol

It's called 'back to reality' but its Suicide squid in my head

And Timothy Spall is BRILLIANT

Suicide Squid is the absolute best episode ever - I brook no argument about that one

It's UTTER GENIUS

"I'm on the run from the Fascist police with a murderer, a mass murderer and a man in a Bri-nylon shirt"

Red Dwarf is still hilarious. Except for the later series (pretty much when Rob Grant stopped writing them), which are really bad.

I stand corrected! Or is it the Bolivian navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific?

@Watto1
It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian policeman!

Noooo the Rimmer part of my personality has to point out that it's a small off duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden, not policeman!
Or ir's a red and blue striped golfing umbrella. 😁

"space corp directive 2237684-3"

K:"Space corp directive 2237684-3? I fail to see how the number of parking spaces for the Chinese delegation is relevant in this situation Sir."

It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian policeman!

Give quiche a chance!

We didn't have a video recorder as a child so we taped the episodes onto cassettes and listened to them like radio dramas!

"Please rush me your portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of sea bound mammals. Yes I am over 18 - although my IQ isn't."

(From memory so number of brushes may be wrong!)

One of my all time favourite shows and books.

I remember the very first time I watched it, the very first episode and everyone dies except Lister. I totally didn’t expect that. Very original. Never had I seen a tv show before where they kill off most of the characters in the first episode. And ironically Holly makes Rimmer (the one person Lister couldn’t tolerate) into a hologram to be a companion to him. And the cat that Lister smuggled onboard that was responsible for all the deaths, somehow has kittens and they eventually evolved to one human cat man. Absolutely mad and wonderful.

The books are even more madly, genius, funny.

It’s so funny, I think my favourite episode is the one with the polymorph in it when it takes an emotion out if each of them, just so funny. I remember the first time I saw that episode I gave my self an asthma attack I was laughing so hard.

An absolute favourite in our house. Dwayne Dibbly and Mr Flibble top favourites but so many funny quotes throughout!

Kryton taking a poleroid of his human bits "eh what were you looking at at the time" as Dave looks at them.

The page found on Mt Sinai thought to be the original bibles opening paragraph "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitious and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

Also...

"Your guitar was made from camphor wood...?"

Too many amazing episodes to mention really.

Backwards is an absolute masterpiece of an episode.

The Reverse Brothers!
The scene in the café!
The fight scene!

One of my favourites too. That whole episode is brilliant. Rimmer walking up and down the line of soldiers when he's completely lost the plot - Barrie plays it so, so well.

I've just remembered Rimmerworld when the ghosts of parts of Rimmer's personality rise from their graves when the crew are trying to get the Bug out the swamp - it's brilliant.

Been to sci fi conventions a number of times too. Met Chris Barrie and Craig Charles and Robert Llewelyn and Danny John Jules. (Not all at the same time.) I have got a great photo of me and DH and the DC with Chris Barrie. (But no, I'm not posting it here.)

@Needhelp101

I would go as far as to say it's one of the top 3 sitcoms ever. It's 100% absolutely brilliant. Can't fault it. So well written, so funny, great characters, well cast, just amazing. Me and DH and the DC have seen every episode some 10 to 12 times and know many of the scripts off by heart. Not a month goes by when we don't spout a line or phrase from Red Dwarf. It's hilarious! 😁

LOVE IT. 😍

The shrinking boxers scene was the best ever imo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=i1o78X0BQ5k