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How long does javelin arse last?

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TiffanyAchingsHatFullofSky · 29/01/2022 22:20

It happened to me last week for the first time in ages. It lasted about 5-6 seconds.

I was just wondering whether, when we describe javelin arse, are we all experiencing the same thing?

Does it only last a few seconds for others as well?

OP posts:
Totalwasteofpaper · 29/01/2022 22:30

5-6 secs and on occasion, if deeply unlucky, maybe 15-20 secs max.

15 mins could probably kill a human. 😂😂😂

TheGonnagle · 29/01/2022 22:30

Between 3 and 5 seconds. It’s so startling I never manage to style it out either. Always gasping and swearing holding onto the nearest solid object like I might fall off a cliff!

aLilNonnyMouse · 29/01/2022 22:29

Only about 5-10 seconds each time, but it clusters together and happens randomly for about 30 mins. Usually only the day or two before my period.

ofwarren · 29/01/2022 22:27

A couple of seconds for me. Bloody agony

itsmeagainagain · 29/01/2022 22:27

Yes a couple of seconds of bent over agony. I’ve been tracking it and it’s around ovulation for me

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 29/01/2022 22:26

Up to 15 minutes when I was younger. Usually 15 seconds tops now.

SleepyJackson · 29/01/2022 22:25

1-2 seconds. 3 tops.

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TiffanyAchingsHatFullofSky · 29/01/2022 22:25

@Kerberos

About 15 minutes :(
15 minutes?!

Can you walk and talk during that time? Because my 5-6 seconds takes my breath away and disables me!

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SockFluffInTheBath · 29/01/2022 22:24

Sudden sharp pain in your bum? A second or two.

MichelleScarn · 29/01/2022 22:24

Ã’oo also 3 secs here!

Catabogus · 29/01/2022 22:23

Yes, 5-6 seconds is exactly what mine does.

BitterTits · 29/01/2022 22:23

Um, javelin arse?

PolaDeVeboise · 29/01/2022 22:22

I'm currently 'buckilt' as we say in these parts. Haven't seen this expression on MN for ages! For me, it lasts about 3 seconds, but it's blardy sore!

Stormwhale · 29/01/2022 22:21

Yes, I have recently had a random bout of this and it happened a few times through the day. It lasted a few seconds each time.

Kerberos · 29/01/2022 22:21

About 15 minutes :(

Howdoisawwithnosaw · 29/01/2022 22:20

Huh?

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