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to fancy Greg Davies?

204 replies

Merryoldgoat · 15/12/2021 17:43

I’m watching Taskmaster and getting fanny gallops.

Do I need help?

YABU - Are you mad?
YANBU - Crack on he’s clearly a sex god

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CounsellorTroi · 16/12/2021 09:22

@stalkersaga

I can't really get past the fact that he's a fifty something smoker so the relevant equipment is almost certainly not in the best shape.

I have a weird thing for Alex and his dadbod and his humiliation kink though

He has weirdly skinny legs for such a big man though. (Greg, not lovely Alex).
MingePies · 16/12/2021 09:18

I love Wallace, the way he holds his spoon like a big bald toddler on Masterchef makes me go awwwww

whippetwoman · 16/12/2021 09:17

Ok I am very relieved because for some reason I thought you meant Gregg Wallace and I couldn't quite believe it and had to come and see what was afoot here in my very real confusion.

Yes, Greg Davis absolutely.
Gregg Wallace - not so much.

Panacotta · 16/12/2021 09:04

This thread is hilarious!
You are all mad as a box of 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Grotbags2020 · 16/12/2021 09:00

Oh it’s not just me then!
YANBU

MingePies · 16/12/2021 08:58

I was up for doing a reverse cowgirl on him until I read that he's a smoker
Still lovely to look at tho !

AngryApple · 16/12/2021 08:56

He’s very funny and clearly intelligent. Intelligence is such a massive turn on!

I’d have a go.

wtaf37 · 16/12/2021 08:51

@Merryoldgoat

I’m watching Taskmaster and getting fanny gallops.

Do I need help?

YABU - Are you mad?
YANBU - Crack on he’s clearly a sex god

As I was scrolling through topics, I thought this said Greg Wallace

I was very concerned for you!

TheTempest · 16/12/2021 01:08

YADNBU the man is a giant hunk of sexy. I think it’s the gleam in his eye and I do love a chunky man!

Tunnocksmallow · 16/12/2021 00:58

YANBU. I would ride him until he breaks

Snugglybuggly · 16/12/2021 00:54

YANBU I would

leftistbimbo · 16/12/2021 00:38

100% sex god

(even if he’s the same age as my dad lol)

halloweenie13 · 16/12/2021 00:37

@CentrifugalBumblePuppy

I would climb him like a tree.
me too, I'm 23 and have a huge crush on him
Juniper68 · 16/12/2021 00:35

@Sparklfairy

I've been watching him in cuckoo and he's oddly attractive Grin actually I think he's channelling rik mayall in that who I always had a bit of a crush on so thats probably driving it for me.
It's a known thing that they're similar looking.

Never fancied Mayall but loved him. Davies maybe though?

ElephantOfRisk · 16/12/2021 00:30

There is a greg davies fan club page on Facebook that I might happen to be a member of. Definitely not alone ladies 😂

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Merryoldgoat · 16/12/2021 00:06

I was too @JesusSufferingFuck22

But I knew if there was someone likeminded I’d find them here.

And god you all didn’t disappoint.

I mentioned to my DH that I fancied GD and he looked truly horrified. They could not look more different from each other.

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JesusSufferingFuck22 · 16/12/2021 00:02

I'm glad I'm not alone here. I've been scared to admit it.Blush

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Merryoldgoat · 15/12/2021 23:55

@stalkersaga

My equipment isn’t up to much to be fair!

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gingerbiscuits · 15/12/2021 23:49

@Merryoldgoat

I HAVE FOUND MY TRIBE!
Me too! I'd hop on him in a heartbeat!
Sparklfairy · 15/12/2021 22:54

@CanofCant

Rik Mayall played Greg Davies's dad in (the fantastic) Man Down despite there only being ten years between them.
They were both great in that. Strangely I didn't see as much resemblance as I do in cuckoo though! Grin
stalkersaga · 15/12/2021 22:42

I can't really get past the fact that he's a fifty something smoker so the relevant equipment is almost certainly not in the best shape.

I have a weird thing for Alex and his dadbod and his humiliation kink though

CantChatNow · 15/12/2021 22:38

Nope, but i am a teeny bit in love with Alex Horne.

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Merryoldgoat · 15/12/2021 22:36

Honestly, this thread has made my evening.

In particular the plate smashing and tree climbing comments.

Hmmmmm. Might need a bit more Taskmaster before bed…

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 15/12/2021 22:33

I have a colleague who is my work go to for reassurance or advice.

My colleague says GD is the man for me.

That’ll do.

And our bellies having a wee bit slap walloping together would scare away the cats that utilise my garden.

And he would make me look a bit delicate.

And he makes me laugh.

I’m only sensing a win here.

CanofCant · 15/12/2021 22:28

@CrowBones Thanks!

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