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to fancy Greg Davies?

204 replies

Merryoldgoat · 15/12/2021 17:43

I’m watching Taskmaster and getting fanny gallops.

Do I need help?

YABU - Are you mad?
YANBU - Crack on he’s clearly a sex god

OP posts:
HeatherShiver · 20/03/2022 14:37

Ooh yes!! My daughter once dm"d him on Instagram along the lines of "my mum fancies you".
He did not message back :(

TheHoptimist · 20/03/2022 14:30

@mrsgdavies

Haha I can't imagine him at PTA events at all! Have you ever been to see GD on tour?
It really put me off him- quite creepy
mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 12:29

Also I just looked up Clive Mantle and I can certainly see the comparison to Greg.

mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 12:14

Haha I can't imagine him at PTA events at all! Have you ever been to see GD on tour?

EthelTheAardvark · 20/03/2022 11:46

When DS was at school he used to talk about this mad drama teacher who was very tall and had ambitions to do stand-up - they all used to tell him he stood no chance of making it.

It was only years later that I put two and two together and realised who the teacher was (because GD mentioned the school he had taught at). Sadly I never met him at parents evenings (in fact I wonder if he ever bothered to turn up to them) so I can't report back about what he was like in person.

mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:43

Back to laundry for me haha

mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:38

Oh do ya reckon?

watcherintherye · 20/03/2022 11:36

@mrsgdavies

As you can tell by my username I am OBSESSED with Greg. I know he lives in Kennington and drinks in the bars there. I get fanny gallops watching Taskmaster, when he bites his pen. I have really sexy dreams about him. One being I meet him in the bar, he is with a few friends and I'm with my friends. At the bar he's standing waiting to order. Without realising who is beside me, I go to the bar to get drinks. The bar man goes to serve him first but he insists I go first. I thank him, start blushing because I realise it's HIM. We get talking about comedy and sights to see in London. We get lost in each other's eyes. He buys the next round. Before we know it, last orders are called. He asks me back to his flat, I agree. We are walking back holding hands and laughing so hard. As he opens the door I make my move and kiss him, he lifts me up, slams me up against the door and we have sex there, then in the shower, then the sofa, the kitchen counter, the balcony. He's very kind, gentle and oh so sexy. He has quit smoking and he chews Nicorette constantly to resist the urge. Greg 👋 📞 me.
There’s a tad too much detail for comfort there! Grin Grin
mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:36

I'll take him at the weekends haha

mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:34

@OfMinceAndMen

YANBU He's so lovely and tall and funny, with such a dirty glint in his eye. I think you could have a fabulous night out with him!
The cheeky sexy smile
mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:31

Did not put me off at all. Weird I know!

CHIRIBAYA · 20/03/2022 11:21

God no. First instinct, closet arsehole.

lollipoprainbow · 20/03/2022 11:17

@mrsgdavies fight you for him Wink

TheHoptimist · 20/03/2022 11:11

mrsgdavies

I assume you didnt see his live tour with the bandaged hand story!

mrsgdavies · 20/03/2022 11:05

As you can tell by my username I am OBSESSED with Greg.
I know he lives in Kennington and drinks in the bars there.
I get fanny gallops watching Taskmaster, when he bites his pen.
I have really sexy dreams about him. One being I meet him in the bar, he is with a few friends and I'm with my friends. At the bar he's standing waiting to order. Without realising who is beside me, I go to the bar to get drinks. The bar man goes to serve him first but he insists I go first. I thank him, start blushing because I realise it's HIM. We get talking about comedy and sights to see in London. We get lost in each other's eyes. He buys the next round. Before we know it, last orders are called. He asks me back to his flat, I agree. We are walking back holding hands and laughing so hard. As he opens the door I make my move and kiss him, he lifts me up, slams me up against the door and we have sex there, then in the shower, then the sofa, the kitchen counter, the balcony. He's very kind, gentle and oh so sexy.
He has quit smoking and he chews Nicorette constantly to resist the urge.
Greg 👋 📞 me.

furbabymama87 · 16/12/2021 14:47

I don't get the Greg Davies thing. I do get regular fanny gallops over my celeb crush and can't sit still when I see him so I understand the effect.

TheDogsMother · 16/12/2021 14:44

Ewww no. On another part of MN there's a lot of love for Jay Rayner. Both he and Greg just look like badly stuffed sofas to me Grin

emmetgirl · 16/12/2021 14:35

I do to. He really is a magnificent beast.

DukeofEarlGrey · 16/12/2021 14:34

@OverByYer

I have had a hug and a kiss off Rik Mayall . Just saying.
Jealous.
HoseMeDownWithHolyWater · 16/12/2021 13:21

I'm quite small so feel like he could throw me around with ease, which is quite appealing.

RonniePickering · 16/12/2021 12:51

Certainly not for all of us, I can tell ya!

Definitely not a turn off that's for sure 🤣

OverByYer · 16/12/2021 12:47

I have had a hug and a kiss off Rik Mayall . Just saying.

AngryApple · 16/12/2021 12:46

@DadsTrilby

I’ve met Greg and had a hug from him. He was lovely, very friendly BUT his hands are the same size as my head. Which is kind of off putting in a potential sexual partner. So it’s a no from me.
Certainly not for all of us, I can tell ya!
Original poster
Merryoldgoat · 16/12/2021 11:22

I tried to dream about him but I was listening to a podcast as I drifted off so dreamt about Ben Elton instead which was altogether less satisfying.

OP posts:
DadsTrilby · 16/12/2021 10:02

I’ve met Greg and had a hug from him. He was lovely, very friendly BUT his hands are the same size as my head. Which is kind of off putting in a potential sexual partner. So it’s a no from me.

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