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Horse riders should pick up their poo!!

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Instagram · 13/12/2021 21:14

It’s surely a potential hazard leaving horse manure on the road!
Tractors are required to clean up excess mud they leave on the road, dog poo is collected by their owners.
So why can’t horse riders be required to show common decency if they are to use the road.
Apparently an outdated law from when horses were the main mode of transport allows this and prevents action being taken.
With the number of accidents never mind inconveniences caused by this negligence surely this should be amended?

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chaosmaker · 14/12/2021 00:50

@FatFredsFriedEgg

Steptoe & Son used to carry a shovel and bucket on the cart to clean up after old Hercules so I wonder if that was actually a thing when horse power was still more common.
Yes but they probably sold it as manure cos it's useful!
foxlover47 · 14/12/2021 00:40

If anyone wants to borrow my dog he would gladly help , he loves to grab a bit to eat 🙈

JesusSufferingFuck22 · 14/12/2021 00:34

I use a mobility scooter in a semi rural area. Big dollops of horse poo in the middle of a path are an inconvenience. Picking poo out of the tyres before I reverse back into my house is a very unpleasant task. Fortunately the horse owners around here mostly know their pets habits and poo is deposited at the side of the path.

JesusSufferingFuck22 · 14/12/2021 00:31

@Coughee

ARE there accidents and inconveniences caused by horse poo?!
Yes. I use a mobility scooter in a semi rural area. Sometimes the piles are not avoidable or disguised with leaves. Scraping any kind of poo out of my tyres with a stick is very unpleasant. Horse owners along with dog owners know their pets routine. Our neighbours try to make their horses go at the side of the path. Not perfect but it helps.
Crankley · 14/12/2021 00:26

When I was a child in the 50s, we grew a lot of vegetables because rationing didn't end until '54 and any horse drawn carts down our road were followed by residents keen to be first to scoop up the horse poo to add to the compost bin.

You're being a bit daft as the rider is facing in the opposite direction to where the poo comes out lol.

Bazinga007 · 14/12/2021 00:24

Horses are outdated and serve very little purpose nowadays. Time to make them licenced, have insurance and tax them.

echt · 14/12/2021 00:16

God, it's been years sine I've seen thread about this.

HeddaGarbled · 14/12/2021 00:14

We recently had our road repaired. In between the spreading of the stone chips and the rolling, it got horse-shitted. So when the roller came, it rolled the horse-shit into the newly laid road. How lovely for us all. And how pissed off must the road-layers have been. I’m with you @Instagram.

mugglenutmeg · 14/12/2021 00:03

Stupidest thread I've ever read.

ThePlumVan · 13/12/2021 23:52

Me carrying a plastic bag with 6lbs of Pooh trying to get back on my horse would cause a pile up - OP, are you on glue ?

WrongWayApricot · 13/12/2021 23:46

I would love to see a rider dismount with a massive bag and shovel, just for that yanbu 😂

TrashyPanda · 13/12/2021 23:44

TrashyPanda, I said the horse was aggressive or untrained in response to this: "Unless you want to be kicked, it’s probably wise to continue to give horses a very wide berth!" Kicking is aggressive. I didn't make that up!

A horse kicking is not an aggressive action. It is a reaction from fear or alarm. Like a road user being too near them. Which is why the law states to give a wide berth.

If an animal is so inherintly dangerous that everyone must always stay out of it's attack range then it's clearly much too dangerous to take out in public
It is basic common sense to stay a safe distance away from any large animal. It’s actually inherent in most people as a basic preservation measure.

Other road users shouldn't need to be telepathic to protect themselves from your pet

The law disagrees with you.

The law states that drivers must know, understand and put into practice the Highway Code

Horse riders and horse-drawn vehicles. Be particularly careful of horse riders and horse-drawn vehicles especially when overtaking. Always pass wide and slowly. Horse riders are often children, so take extra care and remember riders may ride in double file when escorting a young or inexperienced horse or rider. Look out for horse riders’ and horse drivers’ signals and heed a request to slow down or stop. Take great care and treat all horses as a potential hazard

Mummyoflittledragon · 13/12/2021 23:40

[quote Instagram]www.weeklygripe.co.uk/horse-manure-on-the-road-is-dangerous[/quote]
It’s dangerous to zoom around a blind bend. Manure on the ground should be the least of a biker’s / cyclist’s worries. A biker or cyclist would come off far worse if they slammed into a horse because they were going to fast to stop than if their wheels went through a dollop of poo.

Heshcher · 13/12/2021 23:33

TrashyPanda, I said the horse was aggressive or untrained in response to this: "Unless you want to be kicked, it’s probably wise to continue to give horses a very wide berth!" Kicking is aggressive. I didn't make that up!
If an animal is so inherintly dangerous that everyone must always stay out of it's attack range then it's clearly much too dangerous to take out in public. Even if it only becomes dangerous when it's scared, if it's a prey animal and fear is it's automatic response then it is reasonably foreseeable that it might get scared and attack someone. If you know there is a risk that it might get scared and attack and you still choose to take that horse out then it's 100% your fault if it attacks someone who is using the road in the usual manner and minding their own business. Other road users shouldn't need to be telepathic to protect themselves from your pet. Just keep dangerous animals, like bulls, snakes and horses inside appropriate enclousers where they don't endanger the public. Anyway, it sounds like they're so scared that it is cruel to take them out near loud traffic and fast cars anyway.

UnRavellingFast · 13/12/2021 23:32

Well this adds to the fun.

APurpleSquirrel · 13/12/2021 23:32

When I was much younger & hadn't lived in the countryside long, DH (who grew up rurally) & I were out for a walk in the forest & I saw one of these & genuinely thought it was a giant pooper scooper for horse poo Grin DH could hardly breath from laughing so much!

Horse riders should pick up their poo!!
AndreaC74 · 13/12/2021 23:27

@PoinsettaPrincess

What about deer shit? We have deer shit on our road what should we do about that? 😂.

I was on a thread on NM years ago and they hated horse shit, one poster was adamant that they needed horse nappies, I’m still awaiting an answer on deer shit...

Deer shit is very small, which just as well, image the up roar if it was the size of horse poo & falling from the sky every December?
PoinsettaPrincess · 13/12/2021 23:23

What about deer shit? We have deer shit on our road what should we do about that? 😂.

I was on a thread on NM years ago and they hated horse shit, one poster was adamant that they needed horse nappies, I’m still awaiting an answer on deer shit...

mdinbc · 13/12/2021 23:23

I'm not so against it. There are horse diapers (bags mounted under their tails) available now. If a city or town has quite a few riders using shared paths, then why not enforce diapers. We don't have any riders in our town, but when we have a parade with riders or buggies, they are required to wear them.

madroid · 13/12/2021 23:20

Bloody hell Boris will do ANYTHING to distract us from those parties...

AndreaC74 · 13/12/2021 23:20

@DuesToTheDirt

What happens if one of these untrained kicking horses meets one of the mumsnet-famous running around dogs?

Horses don't run up to dogs and attack them, though. Dogs do sometimes run up to horses and attack them, and if the "untrained kicking horse" then has a go at the dog it's self-defence. Dog owners, please keep your dogs on a lead if you can't train them to recall. HTH.

Err why?

I ve read through the thread and no one said @BakedTattie was wrong to wish cyclists have an accident caused by her horse, so why should ior anyone else be bothered if my dog/car or 'cycle spooks your horse?

Respect works both ways i'm afraid.

Sherryandbright · 13/12/2021 23:20

Dog faeces can cause blindness. Toxoplasmosis. Which is why their owners have to pick it up. Dogs eat meat. Horses do not.

I am rather fed up of this thread reoccurring which is why I've replied to it

ffscovid · 13/12/2021 23:19

I live rurally. I don't particularly care for horses (I'm possibly the only person in our village who doesn't ride!) but YABVU.
Horse manure is basically grass / hay. It doesn't really contain pathogens like dog / cat / bird poo does and neither is it slippery like mud is if you happen to step on it / drive on it.
Every road / lane round here is covered in the stuff. Doesn't bother me one bit. You can't exactly expect the rider to dismount when the horse has a bowel movement and clear it up. What would they do with it? Bucket? Bin bag? How would they carry a shovel?

SimpsonsXmasBoogie · 13/12/2021 23:18

Replace horses with robot horses. Problem solved. You're welcome.

Reclines in comfy chair and gives out a smug sigh

TrashyPanda · 13/12/2021 23:17

@Heshcher

AnyOldPrion is it legal to take aggressive or untrained horses out on roads? Surely if you know your horse likes to kick other road users you should keep it off of the road and away from other people. What happens if one of these untrained kicking horses meets one of the mumsnet-famous running around dogs? Do you just let your untrained animals attack each other? None of this feels like responsible pet keeping.
Nothing was said about aggressive horses. You made that up.

Horses, like many other animals, can get frightened. That is what was referred to. It’s just basic common sense that you don’t startle an animal that is a lot bigger and stronger than you are.

What do you mean by taking “an untrained horse” on the road? Exactly how is a human going to make an untrained animal the size of a horse go down a road with them on their back? That ain’t going to happen

It takes a long time to break a horse to the saddle and then to train them to respond to aids. Trying to ride your untrained horse on a road is a recipe for disaster as well as stupidity of the highest order and no rider would ever attempt it.

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