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My Molton Brown shower gel smells like poo and worse.

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Cheeseismymiddlename · 12/01/2021 18:57

Aibu to think Jasmin and Sun Rose shower gel from Molton Brown smell like faeces and urine. Sniffed straight from the bottle, not unpleasant but once foamed all over the body it becomes a whole different olfactory experience. I chucked a buff puff away thinking maybe DH had used it to clean his arse again Grin but it is definitely the shower gel . Can’t even bring myself to sniff my fingers now. Blush

OP posts:
Mylittlesandwich · 12/01/2021 19:03

Maybe you produce unusually fragrant shites?

Missingthebridegene · 12/01/2021 19:02

Are you pregnant!?

BlueSussex · 12/01/2021 19:02

Do you have a cat? They are all bastards.

Cheeseismymiddlename · 12/01/2021 19:01

@Blue Sussex . That’s exactly what it smells like. Grin

OP posts:
BlueSussex · 12/01/2021 19:00

I had a quick look at online reviews for this and they are all fabulous.

I think someone shat in your shower gel OP