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To tell you that a zombie apocalypse is entirely possible

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RabidChinchilla · 22/04/2020 08:16

Ok, I'm sick of reading all these nutjob 5G conspiracies. Let's get some real scaremongering on the go!

Toxoplasma. It's a parasite that infects mammals and can influence behaviour by remodelling their neurons. Typically, it infects rats and alters their neural pathways so that they're no longer afraid of cats - instead of the fear pathway being activated, the sexual pathway is now activated by the smell of cat urine.

This lack of fear is designed to make the rat more susceptible to being eaten by a cat, with felines being the only hosts that the parasite can fully reproduce within - before being crapped out again and eaten by more rats, completing the cycle.

Toxoplasma is one of the most common parasites in developed countries and it is estimated that up to 50% of the world's human population now has it. Recent studies have shown that it can indeed influence human behaviour too and infected humans are almost twice as likely to partake in risk-taking activities - one example being that hosts are statistically more likely to be entrepreneurs. Much like rats lose their fear of cats, humans seemingly lose their 'fear of failure'/inhibitions.

It's estimated that up to a third of UK residents have it and previous estimates show it to be much higher in some countries - e.g. 84% in France due to catching it from undercooked meat.

Now for the crazy theory part. I think it's hypothetically possible that a similar/mutated parasite could result in a global '28 Days Later' type pandemic. Especially considering that rabies (also a parasite) is transmitted by bites and hence makes the host ferally aggressive in order to bite and spread. It also makes them develop hydrophobia to prevent them drinking water and flushing the saliva/parasite from the mouth to the stomach where it can't be passed on (which is bad for the parasite which wants to spread).

A behaviour influencing parasite as contagious as toxoplasma but with similar properties to rabies could quite literally create a zombie outbreak where half the world's population become feral and want to bite people.

But maybe toxoplasma in it's current form is what's missing from my life! 😂

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RabidChinchilla · 22/04/2020 13:18

If you liked The Last of Us your should read The Girl With All the Gifts.

Uncanny that you should mention this. A colleague told me only the other week that parts of the film were shot on the very same industrial estate I work on.

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RedRed9 · 22/04/2020 11:56

If you liked The Last of Us your should read The Girl With All the Gifts.

In fact everyone should read it anyway as it great.

CountFosco · 22/04/2020 11:45

Autocorrect suggests zumba zombies, highly agile, but only sideways.

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FuckingBUTTERbeans · 22/04/2020 10:37

infected humans are almost twice as likely to partake in risk-taking activities - one example being that hosts are statistically more likely to be entrepreneurs.

So THAT'S why there are so many MLMers.

NotACleverName · 22/04/2020 10:17

Yeah, but at least we would get robot dinosaurs.

I'm so glad someone got my reference, @TheyDressedMeUpLikeThis Grin

I want a Thunderjaw irl for reasons

Reginabambina · 22/04/2020 10:15

Well you seem to have missed the definition of zombie where the host has to die first.

But you have managed to convince me that I’ve got toxoplasmosis.

ErrolTheDragon · 22/04/2020 10:10

There has been a depressing lack of zombies in this apocolypse. I am ready for zombies.

Loads of zombies have been seen, but all via zoom etc. It seems that this is how people discover they actually are a zombie or a sea monster or whatever.

MockersxxxxxxxSocialDistancing · 22/04/2020 10:08

Autocorrect suggests zumba zombies, highly agile, but only sideways.

TheyDressedMeUpLikeThis · 22/04/2020 10:04

@NotACleverName

Yeah, but at least we would get robot dinosaurs.

There has been a depressing lack of zombies in this apocolypse. I am ready for zombies.

ThanosSavedMe · 22/04/2020 10:02

Right that’s it. I’m off to buy a load of cricket bats.

EileenAlanna · 22/04/2020 09:57

I'm a firm believer in the inevitability of a zombie apocalypse & draw great comfort from science-boffining threads such as this. Good to know SOME people are already on top of the impending disaster, like the undead on a slow runner.

Naturalbornkiller · 22/04/2020 09:56

I always assumed that zombies were based on plaque victims.

They do often have bad teeth 😂.

Naturalbornkiller · 22/04/2020 09:55

Real zombies, as in the reanimated dead can't run.

If its a mind controlling virus then they can run if you want.

Fimofriend · 22/04/2020 09:52

The zombies in "Zombieland" can run. I defo prefer the ones in the "Walking dead" as they are rather slow.

I always assumed that zombies were based on plaque victims. They'll go to you for help and then when you try to help them, you get infected too.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 22/04/2020 09:25

Are we talking walking dead zombies or Dawn of the dead?
Or Shaun of the Dead, and we can all just learn to act like zombies‘That’s excellent Barbara!’

ThrowingGoodAfterBad · 22/04/2020 09:16

CockCarousel Smile Official recognition that cats do rule the world??

RabidChinchilla · 22/04/2020 09:14

^My dsis and I have discussed this at length before - particularly combining rabies with another behaviour altering illnesses or parasites.
Have you ever heard of a game called "The Last of Us"? Its a zombie game where the disease is a fungus, rather than a virus - its actually based on a real fungus (ophiocordyceps) which makes infected ants show zombie-like behaviour.^

Yes! I'm hoping they do a remastered version for the PS5 as I've not got a console this gen for the first time ever, but will be getting one around xmas - well, I've got a switch actually but my godson has all but stolen it, the little shit! I played the first 15-20 mins at a friend's house, to just after where it jumps forward and you go on a quest with the female character. I stopped then as didn't want to spoil it.

I was reading an article which said that countries with higher infection rates of toxoplasma are less likely to state 'fear of failure' as a reason for not starting their own business, and students with it are more likely to study business management degrees. Despite being mostly benign, it's definitely scary how much it can manipulate us. There is a proposed link with schizophrenia though which is worrying.

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Naturalbornkiller · 22/04/2020 09:11

But I thought toxoplasmosis effected unborn babies?

If 1/3 of the population have it should we not be testing women for it or looking at the effects to children.

Anyway, everyone knows it's the T virus that turns you into a zombie.

CockCarousel · 22/04/2020 08:57

Only a cat would be clever enough to make its prey fall in love with it Smile

ErrolTheDragon · 22/04/2020 08:56

Tbh, I've been fascinated by toxoplasmosis and its behaviour-altering effects before, particularly in humans. I have a pet theory that it's secretly responsible for the number of devoted cat slaves on the planet. Using myself as a test subject, I plan on using it to claim my Nobel prize

Some researchers have already scooped an Ignobel prize in this area, in 2014

PUBLIC HEALTH PRIZE [CZECH REPUBLIC, JAPAN, USA, INDIA]: Jaroslav Flegrr^, Jan Havlíček and Jitka Hanušova-Lindova, and to David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnann^, Lisa Seyfried, for investigating whether it is mentally hazardous for a human being to own a cat.
REFERENCE: ” Changes in personality profile of young women with latent toxoplasmosiss^,” Jaroslav Flegr and Jan Havlicek, Folia Parasitologica, vol. 46, 1999, pp. 22-28.
REFERENCE: “Decreased level of psychobiological factor novelty seeking and lower intelligence in men latently infected with the protozoan parasite Toxoplasma gondii Dopamine, a missing link between schizophrenia and toxoplasmosis??^” Jaroslav Flegr, Marek Preiss, Jiřı́ Klose, Jan Havlı́ček, Martina Vitáková, and Petr Kodym, Biological Psychology, vol. 63, 2003, pp. 253–268.
REFERENCE: “Describing the Relationship between Cat Bites and Human Depression Using Data from an Electronic Health Recordd^,” David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan, Lisa Seyfried, PLoS ONE, vol. 8, no. 8, 2013, e70585. WHO ATTENDED THE CEREMONY: Jaroslav Flegr, David Hanauer, Naren Ramakrishnan

https://www.improbable.com/ig-about/winners/

NewYearNewTwatName · 22/04/2020 08:54
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user1495884620 · 22/04/2020 08:53

Alexa, play don't stop me now by Queen.

NewYearNewTwatName · 22/04/2020 08:51

last of us is a brilliant game. Even before this pandemic, it was creepy of fuck though.

Mythica · 22/04/2020 08:50

That ⅓ of UK residents that have it are all currently round our Allison's having a nice cuppa and a game of swing ball cos "fuck this Covid crap"

NotACleverName · 22/04/2020 08:49

If automation really takes off I’d be more concerned about the Faro Plague becoming a reality, tbh

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