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AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?

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Otherwize · 06/10/2018 23:48

I am angry and sick and tired of how dolphins try and make out they are nice and friendly and cute when they are anything but. They are one of the most aggressive species in the animal kingdom, regularly involved in GANG RAPES of other dolphins that sometimes goes on for days, they also kill their OWN children so that the mother pays more attention to her husband dolphin so he can have sex with her without her being distracted by her child and they also are aggressive to humans when nobody is looking (I.e in the sea when nobody is around, not when they have an audience like at a sea world centre) But everyone says “aww dolphins are so cute and so friendly” but their not.

I think it’s because they look like they are always smiling and laughing that people think they are cute, but to me they look like they have evil eyes and cackling rather than laughing. People say alligators and crocodiles and snakes are evil what about dolphins? People only see the tame ones that like to show off to humans and do tricks and let us swim with them and stroke them and think all dolphins are like that but the ones in the wild are a different matter altogether.

Plus, people say that dolphins are clever because they use clicks to communicate with each other. Has nobody stopped to think that they may be clicking and conspiring amongst themselves?

I’m actually fuming, only because I just got back from someone showing holiday pics and they were going on and on about the dolphins and how they were so cute and I told them dolphins aren’t cute and they are dangerous and would they swim with and pet crocodiles? They Didn’t get why it was the same but any animal can turn against you and I have even saw footage of a dolphin purposely try to drown a human and drag them underwater. AND they also kill other sea baby animals and play volleyball with them, they don’t even eat them or are threatened by them, they just do it for a laugh. Why are they seen as friendly animals?

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Buggerbrexit · 07/10/2018 00:00

Plus, people say that dolphins are clever because they use clicks to communicate with each other. Has nobody stopped to think that they may be clicking and conspiring amongst themselves?

This is amazing.

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2018 00:00

Penguins definitely get a bum deal.

HoneyDragon · 06/10/2018 23:59

TheMadHugger ok. But can ducks still be bastards? (Adult ones; not ducklings they are adorable)

SummersB · 06/10/2018 23:59

Wait, what?? Gang rape?!?
Also lol-ing at buying some tuna !!

ColdNeverBotheredMeAnyway · 06/10/2018 23:59

If you're not enraged enough google otters and seal pups

And those seals in the arctic that shag penguins.

True story.

MarcieBluebell · 06/10/2018 23:59

Killer whales (orcas) are a type of dolphin.

shakeyourcaboose · 06/10/2018 23:58

Dolphins, evil with a squeak.....🐬👹👺

youcancountonme · 06/10/2018 23:58

🐬🐋🐊🦆😱

Itcouldhappentoyou · 06/10/2018 23:58

The internet really is the gift that keeps on giving Grin

ColinsVeryJolly · 06/10/2018 23:57

@pombal

I’m glad I clicked on this.

I’m off to buy some tuna right now.

Proper lol 😂😂😂

7Days · 06/10/2018 23:56

Fuckin dolphins

HoneyDragon · 06/10/2018 23:56

Coldnever absolutely they are. The penguin murdering shit heads Angry

SmilingButClueless · 06/10/2018 23:55

YANBU

At least seagulls have the good manners not to pretend they’re anything other than evil bastards.

VillageCats · 06/10/2018 23:55

If you're not enraged enough google otters and seal pups...

pombal · 06/10/2018 23:55

I’m glad I clicked on this.

I’m off to buy some tuna right now.

Furx · 06/10/2018 23:55

Sharks are much nicer

PawPawNoodle · 06/10/2018 23:55

Next up from Otherwize: Don't believe the hype, great white sharks are actually soft teddy bears and when they bite you it feels like kisses from an angel.

MyBeloved · 06/10/2018 23:55

Huh?

Confused
TheLittleThingsLikeVodka · 06/10/2018 23:54

I think I might know you! One of my friends has a vendetta against dolphins

ColdNeverBotheredMeAnyway · 06/10/2018 23:54

I agree with you OP.

But Killer whales are even more evil.

GreenLantern53 · 06/10/2018 23:54

i ❤️ dolphins

womenshealthrant · 06/10/2018 23:54

Wow, you seem to know a lot about the matter.
Maybe you could do some alternative dolphin talks at your local marine centre for some of the primary kids on their trips Grin

Flyingpompom · 06/10/2018 23:54
Grin I've had an awful day, and you've really cheered me up. At least I'm not a dolphin, eh? The evil bastards.
TheMaddHugger · 06/10/2018 23:53

Yes, that first paragraph does happen.
Don't put human values and morals on Non Humans

AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?
FoodGloriousFud · 06/10/2018 23:53

Are you high?!?!

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