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AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?

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Otherwize · 06/10/2018 23:48

I am angry and sick and tired of how dolphins try and make out they are nice and friendly and cute when they are anything but. They are one of the most aggressive species in the animal kingdom, regularly involved in GANG RAPES of other dolphins that sometimes goes on for days, they also kill their OWN children so that the mother pays more attention to her husband dolphin so he can have sex with her without her being distracted by her child and they also are aggressive to humans when nobody is looking (I.e in the sea when nobody is around, not when they have an audience like at a sea world centre) But everyone says “aww dolphins are so cute and so friendly” but their not.

I think it’s because they look like they are always smiling and laughing that people think they are cute, but to me they look like they have evil eyes and cackling rather than laughing. People say alligators and crocodiles and snakes are evil what about dolphins? People only see the tame ones that like to show off to humans and do tricks and let us swim with them and stroke them and think all dolphins are like that but the ones in the wild are a different matter altogether.

Plus, people say that dolphins are clever because they use clicks to communicate with each other. Has nobody stopped to think that they may be clicking and conspiring amongst themselves?

I’m actually fuming, only because I just got back from someone showing holiday pics and they were going on and on about the dolphins and how they were so cute and I told them dolphins aren’t cute and they are dangerous and would they swim with and pet crocodiles? They Didn’t get why it was the same but any animal can turn against you and I have even saw footage of a dolphin purposely try to drown a human and drag them underwater. AND they also kill other sea baby animals and play volleyball with them, they don’t even eat them or are threatened by them, they just do it for a laugh. Why are they seen as friendly animals?

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Fruitflylady · 07/10/2018 08:42

Don’t forget to save some of your ire for the humble robin....hopping around pretending to be all cute and loveable, but sneakily hiding their aggressive streak for when they think we aren’t looking.
Fluffy little bastards!

Poloshot · 07/10/2018 08:41

Are you under the care of a professional?

ChicagoLil · 07/10/2018 08:39

http://theweek.com/articles/474417/12-weirdest-animal-penises-earth-updated

Just leaving this here.

On another note, sharks have got two willies: one to use and one to hold on with.

MooFeatures · 07/10/2018 08:38

I generally struggle to get livid about any aquatic life form.

madcatladyforever · 07/10/2018 08:36

In other words they are exactly like humans. Cats are evil little bastards too.

Lweji · 07/10/2018 08:34

You know the Bermuda triangle?
It's not aliens...

Rosehip10 · 07/10/2018 08:33

OP - I suggest you get help.

Suggest you also look up the term Anthropomorphism.

ChicagoLil · 07/10/2018 08:31

Dolphins were using Max Clifford for their PR. Now that he was caught out himself, the dolphins' masks have slipped.

NicoAndTheNiners · 07/10/2018 08:30

thoughtcatalog.com/jim-goad/2014/06/the-dolphin-who-killed-himself-over-a-broken-heart/

This dolphin drowned himself after a human spent a few weeks wanking him off and then left him.

Lweji · 07/10/2018 08:29

On a side note how do dolphins commit suicide?

They throw themselves at the beaches or swim up rivers.

Or maybe it's their mob that kills them.

picklemepopcorn · 07/10/2018 08:28

Who knew, dolphins are individuals!

When you've met one dolphin... you've met one dolphin. The next one could be a whole different kettle of fish...

NicoAndTheNiners · 07/10/2018 08:27

I believe they drown themselves.

oldgimmer78 · 07/10/2018 08:21

On a side note how do dolphins commit suicide?

twiglet · 07/10/2018 08:16

Oh my!

It's true that bottlenose dolphins are the bullies of the dolphin world and they are pretty frisky. Google Zafar the dolphin.....

UnicornPug · 07/10/2018 08:15

I don’t like dolphins. The look too pleased with themselves.

Howlongtillbedtime · 07/10/2018 08:14

I have issues with pandas.

They are fucking idiots.

Or idiots that won't fuck.

I think our money would be better spent on a species that is prepared to put a bit of effort in to help itself.

Lazy dicks!

Lweji · 07/10/2018 08:13

They even fight off sharks to save surfers!
Because they expect a shag at the end. Wink

Lweji · 07/10/2018 08:11

But nobody expects dolphins
Or the Spanish Inquisition, and yet, here we are.

But what about killer whales? FFS, it's not even as they're trying to hide it. They're the Trump of the marine world.

You must be a jealous shark, OP. Don't worry, humans still kill dolphins just to get at tuna.

NicoAndTheNiners · 07/10/2018 08:10

But then this dolphin is trying to rape humans

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/08/27/swimming-banned-french-beach-sexually-frustrated-dolphin-named/

MissusGeneHunt · 07/10/2018 08:09

LTB
😂😂

NicoAndTheNiners · 07/10/2018 08:09

I knew about the gang rape thing.

But what about the nice dolphins who have saved the lives of swimmers, etc?

They even fight off sharks to save surfers!

www.today.com/news/dolphins-save-surfer-becoming-sharks-bait-2D80555123

RealGhouls · 07/10/2018 08:06

The dirty, dolphin-fucking, bastard

www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-sex-dolly-dolphin-year-long-5084025

BabySharkDooDooDooDoo · 07/10/2018 08:04

Thanks for posting this, reading this on a cold sunday morning im crying with laughter 😂😂😂

Biancadelriosback · 07/10/2018 08:03

.... I .... But ..... Just .........

HerRoyalFattyness · 07/10/2018 08:03

Ok, now im more awake... This must be what i read (and misremembered)
They don't have 2 vaginas... they just have extra passage ways to send the male ducks down so they hit a dead end.

Not a clue where the threesome shit came from. Im actually quite worried now aboyt what my mind comes up with at stupid times Confused

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