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AIBU to be livid how dolphins are portrayed compared to how they are?

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Otherwize · 06/10/2018 23:48

I am angry and sick and tired of how dolphins try and make out they are nice and friendly and cute when they are anything but. They are one of the most aggressive species in the animal kingdom, regularly involved in GANG RAPES of other dolphins that sometimes goes on for days, they also kill their OWN children so that the mother pays more attention to her husband dolphin so he can have sex with her without her being distracted by her child and they also are aggressive to humans when nobody is looking (I.e in the sea when nobody is around, not when they have an audience like at a sea world centre) But everyone says “aww dolphins are so cute and so friendly” but their not.

I think it’s because they look like they are always smiling and laughing that people think they are cute, but to me they look like they have evil eyes and cackling rather than laughing. People say alligators and crocodiles and snakes are evil what about dolphins? People only see the tame ones that like to show off to humans and do tricks and let us swim with them and stroke them and think all dolphins are like that but the ones in the wild are a different matter altogether.

Plus, people say that dolphins are clever because they use clicks to communicate with each other. Has nobody stopped to think that they may be clicking and conspiring amongst themselves?

I’m actually fuming, only because I just got back from someone showing holiday pics and they were going on and on about the dolphins and how they were so cute and I told them dolphins aren’t cute and they are dangerous and would they swim with and pet crocodiles? They Didn’t get why it was the same but any animal can turn against you and I have even saw footage of a dolphin purposely try to drown a human and drag them underwater. AND they also kill other sea baby animals and play volleyball with them, they don’t even eat them or are threatened by them, they just do it for a laugh. Why are they seen as friendly animals?

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PillowOfSociety · 07/10/2018 16:38

“I blame Disney”

Yes. And Princesses will be the next to be exposed for what they are. And small baby deer. You mark my words.

PhilODox · 07/10/2018 16:29

Alastair Reynolds writes about how evil and twisted dolphins are in one of his books. Admittedly, the dolphin is an individual who has been corrupted and peverted by his treatment by humans, but still....

Lweji · 07/10/2018 16:17

I blame Disney.

hannnnnnnxo · 07/10/2018 16:16

You should probably focus your useless energy on something actually important, you know, like human rapists/killers

hannnnnnnxo · 07/10/2018 16:15

My god, stop personifying other animals and getting yourself worked up over nothing. Dolphins are not human, they are not committing the same acts that you would attribute to humans.

Lweji · 07/10/2018 16:13

Enough with the whataboutering. Ducks, swans, pandas, even fucking spiders. It's dolphins we're talking about here.

Otherwize · 07/10/2018 16:10

Not rape. They have no idea about consent.

So if a duck (as referenced repeatedly throughout this thread) is trying to swim away from a gang of ducks that are trying to rape her and drowning her in the process, that its ok because they are animals and haven’t got human brains? Dolphins do this regularly and yet people are enamoured and even have photos on holiday kissing them as they grin

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0ccamsRazor · 07/10/2018 16:06

All you have to do is walk up close to a dolphin and wriggle your fingers at the smug fuckers. They absolutely hate that we have fingers and thumbs, whilst they are stuck forever more with their crappy flippers. It really pisses them off.

Grin
SettledTraveller · 07/10/2018 15:59

Blush thanks Oyster

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/10/2018 15:55

I am sitting here struggling not to laugh out loud because if I do I will have to explain to two DCs about 'accidentally wanking off a dolphin'...

TooTrueToBeGood · 07/10/2018 15:43

RTFT the dolphins are Boris Johnson.

Bollox. Dolphins are proven to be highly intelligent.

ItWentInMyEye · 07/10/2018 15:41

@Hoppinggreen 😂😂😂😂

Oysterbabe · 07/10/2018 15:30

Not All Dolphins Are Like That.

SettledTraveller · 07/10/2018 15:28

What does #NODALT mean?

HerRoyalFattyness · 07/10/2018 15:17

Lweji

I sort of agree with you, but i have a fear of spiders and being autistic means the end result isn't pretty (i have to get my 4 year old to rescue me as i have a complete meltdown) so as far as I'm concerned, black widows can go.fuck a duck.

Moussemoose · 07/10/2018 15:02

ChipsAndKetchup. RTFT the dolphins are Boris Johnson.

ChipsAndKetchup · 07/10/2018 14:46

Did the dolphins vote for Brexit?

CaptainMonteith · 07/10/2018 14:43

They are not that clever. I have never seen one, for example, knit a jumper or change the battery in a watch.

Lweji · 07/10/2018 14:31

Thank got for praying mantises and black widows to restore the male - female fuckwittery balance.

Poisondartfrog · 07/10/2018 14:26

As there’s been no answer to my question asking if dolphins are psychic, have x ray vision or have been brushing up on their anatomy betwixt gang rape and murdering, I’m going with the last one. They must have waterproof iPods (scuse the pun).

Urbanbeetler · 07/10/2018 13:14

www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/27/seal-slaps-kayaker-face-octopus-new-zealand

If you think Dolphins are bad, have a look at the dual brutality of this...

Livingtothefull · 07/10/2018 12:58

Thanks Op, I was feeling a little despondent today but no more after reading this. Can it please go in MN Classics?

Howlongtillbedtime · 07/10/2018 12:58

rabbitty I may well be your friend but if I'm not then I would definitely be your friends friend! She sounds very smart and sensible Grin

Bejazzled · 07/10/2018 12:57

Livid about dolphins
😂🤣😂🤣

QuackPorridgeBacon · 07/10/2018 12:54

picklemepopcorn Fuck...

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