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Original poster

I'm on a diet, DH has just opened his EASTER EGG and left it in front of me (and says I should be able to control myself)

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:17

First of all, what kind of freak still has an UNOPENED EASTER EGG IN MAY?????
DH has finally opened his after much nagging about leaving it on the stairs in its big box.
So he opens it, breaks the egg and leaves 90% of it lying there, all sodding afternoon in front of me. He offered me a bit three times, three times I said no. Then he wanders off and LEAVES IT THERE.
I'm looking at it right now.
I've lost seven pounds so far of the 30 odd I want to lose and he knows bloody well how hard I'm working to fit in exercise and good food etc. I haven't had any chocolate for ten sodding days as well!
I think he's a twunk. Anyone going to disagree with me?

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:27

Bit too far from Birmingham I'm afraid. Besides which his chocolate is now much less appealing thanks to Kathy's suggestion that he's had it in his pants.

I wash his pants.

I'm not going there....

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:26

Kathy - there is little heat coming from that general area - mores the pity!

I have a special cupboard too - it's called the salad crisper in the fridge. DH thinks a healthy diet consists of meat, potatos, crisps, bread and chocolate (washed down with lashings of red wine which is apparently a 'fruit' based drink which represents his five a day)!

Luckily I'm the one doing the cooking for our child!

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MuminBrum · 11/05/2007 21:25

Where are you? I'll come over and put the egg out of its misery (and your DH too, for a small consideration).

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:24

I know. It SMELLS nice too!

I'm very tempted to invite all the neighbourhood children to come in and steal one piece each if it's still there in the morning.

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KathyMCMLXXII · 11/05/2007 21:24

Well if he's been keeping the Easter egg in there up until today, I'm surprised you even want to eat it.

saggers · 11/05/2007 21:24

Kill him

charliecat · 11/05/2007 21:22

Well, Ive never been on a diet, but I would have ate the lot of it by now. Yum Yum. We finished our easter egg stock last night!
He should hide it though. Out of sight out of mind.

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:22

My husband's pants are his special private cupboard. I'm never let in there these days either (but that's another AIBU)

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KathyMCMLXXII · 11/05/2007 21:21

I think he is inconsiderate. All the chocolate in our house goes into my special private cupboard so as not to be a temptation to anyone else.
(Married people should always have their own special private cupboards.)

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