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Original poster

For fancying Max Branning?

87 replies

Durdle · 10/05/2007 19:52

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

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Boco · 10/05/2007 21:56

I peeled my first mushrooms this evening

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 21:48
Shock
Boco · 10/05/2007 21:44

Yeah God MrM sexual innuendo - who does that!

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 21:30

Because he's he's baaaaaad, and a bit dodgy, and a cockney. oooohhhhh.

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chocolatebirdy · 10/05/2007 21:28

Hes horrible, and he always whispers everything, WHY!

JodieG1 · 10/05/2007 21:26

Yes yabu He is so ugly!

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 21:24

The girl's got it bad. Filling these pages with sexual innuendo. Tsk.

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 21:23

The girl's got it bad. Filling these pages with sexual innuendo. Tsk.

Boco · 10/05/2007 21:22

You'd need to reinforce your floor first, or you'd all end up in the kitchen.

scrapper · 10/05/2007 20:54

Go and wash your eyes out with bleach.

[theatrical shudder]

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:36

But can I have a shower with Johnny and Max?

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Boco · 10/05/2007 20:23

Durdle i told you you're a freak, now go and have a cold shower.

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:21

I'm deadly serious. I have a thing for the 'larger' man. I just really fancy fat blokes.

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MrMariella · 10/05/2007 20:19

johnny vegas. You are just being perverse for the sake of it.

bonkerz · 10/05/2007 20:19

yuck!!!! now ian beale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:18

Nah I never got the Dennis fancying thing- I just couldn't fancy anyone called Dennis (apologise to all those called Dennis)

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nickytwotimes · 10/05/2007 20:17

i mean dirty as in unclean, btw.
i'm not as sick as you lot!!

Quootiepie · 10/05/2007 20:16

bad boy = dennis, not Max - yuk! Even Jonny Allen is a bonus compared to Max!

nickytwotimes · 10/05/2007 20:16

this is worse than the gordon ramsay fancying that was going on last night... i'm off for a bath...i feel dirty...

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:14

Yeah he is being a bit of a git but sometimes its hard to resist a bad boy.

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allgonebellyup · 10/05/2007 20:13

actually i can see your point, sort of, although his bastard and slimy behaviour has made any feelings there go right out the window..

Quootiepie · 10/05/2007 20:13

Patrick vs. Max "bald ginger nut" Branning? Although, Jim vs. Max I'd have to choose Max

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:12

I have another to admit to- Johnny Vegas.

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 20:11

Patrick? Noooooooo!

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FlossALump · 10/05/2007 20:11

ewwwwwwww.

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