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AIBU?

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Original poster

For fancying Max Branning?

87 replies

Durdle · 10/05/2007 19:52

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

OP posts:
powder28 · 11/05/2007 15:57

Yes, Boco, it is his handiness with a loo roll and a yoghurt pot that does it for me. How the devil did you know?!

Laudaud · 11/05/2007 15:46

YAB completely U and extremely misguided

Boco · 11/05/2007 15:44

Martin Clunes! Gawd.

I guess someone has to fancy these people. NOt me. NO no.

At least Archie would have his uses as a boyf. He could make you a telescope out of old loo rolls for example.

powder28 · 11/05/2007 15:11

I used to fancy Martin Clunes and Stephen Fry. I also have a soft spot for Archie the Inventer

powder28 · 11/05/2007 15:11

I fancy Bradley

suzycreamcheese · 11/05/2007 15:06

ooh..he's really not my cup of tea...love boiled rat, would add ginger to that!!

..dont watch it either ...but he used to bring his daughter to playgroup and when he started wearing baseball cap and was on the front of tv listing mags..the penny dropped...

sullen and ginger i would say in rl...takes all sorts i guess

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 15:02

PMSL Boco...

Fimbo · 11/05/2007 14:55

I am next in line for the sick bucket please

I used to fancy Wicksy (Nick Berry) and had a massive poster of him on my bedroom wall when I was a teenager. I got his autograph in a nightclub once.

Croons

Boco · 11/05/2007 14:51

No don't worry, just one sicko. Other than that it's unheard of.

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 14:00

Aaaarrgghhhhhhh!!!! I was wondering if anyone IRL actually DID fancy the geezer.
Now I know they do and feel slightly unsettled.

Bananaknickers · 11/05/2007 12:24

Still can't understand how he has a beautiful wife and he is shagging that old scrubber [ yuck] He is not a looker and he is not even charming . I would rather eat a dog poo sandwich without the mayo ( on a diet you see)

Boco · 11/05/2007 12:21

leeks?

sallyheartshapedstrawberry · 10/05/2007 23:39

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maximummummy · 10/05/2007 23:36

more than unreasonable
think you might need to pop down your gp's in the morning
probabally have you safe and tucked up in a secure ward by lunch time

Spidermama · 10/05/2007 23:31

I had to google to find out who he was and to me he looks just like William Hague whom I would only have sex with if he gave me three quarters of a million dollars.

lucyellensmum · 10/05/2007 23:30

ive just watched eastenders, i thought of this post and the answer has to be a resounding YES YABU ,now off you go and find something worth oggling!

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 23:24

Leeks go well with mushrooms. And fish.

SuGaRCoAteDPoiSOn · 10/05/2007 23:23

thank god.. I thought I was the only one

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 22:24

Gulp.

Not to say 'cruel'.

Boco · 10/05/2007 22:15

Absolutely. A rub with a damp cloth or a scrub under the cold tap would feel careless and crude.

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 22:10

It is!!

It's the delicacy of it. Can get a bit obsessive to do it just right. Not peeling them now would be negligent and slovenly when one knows the goodness of it.

JustTonks · 10/05/2007 22:09

Where is the [vomit] when you need it?

Boco · 10/05/2007 22:03

And you were right, it did feel therapeutic.

Snowboo · 10/05/2007 22:00

YUK!!! I think i'd prefer to fancy Bradley!

MrMariella · 10/05/2007 21:59

No! No!

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