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For fancying Max Branning?

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Durdle · 10/05/2007 19:52

Evven though my sister says he looks like a boiled rat..........I luuuurve him...

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donnie · 12/05/2007 11:23

boak at this thread!

Snowboo · 12/05/2007 11:20

Oh dear. This thread is on a slippery slope i'm afraid.

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 19:26

No I missed newsnight. Sadly. Is he going to be PM? That means more of him on telly doesn't it?
I know what you mean though, he'd think I was thick as f*ck too.
Do you think Sarah is very clever? And they talk about inflation at bedtime?
Mind boggles.

MrMariella · 11/05/2007 18:38

eek!!

niceglasses · 11/05/2007 18:28

I really like Gordon Brown. Sexily gruff. Yes, I'd do him ( I think!!) He'd find me terribly thick tho. Did you see them all on Newsnight last night saying he was an 'intellectual heavyweight'???

Boco · 11/05/2007 18:26

It's therapeutic to take a leek, peel back the outer layer, lay it gently on the chopping board, sharpen knife, swift sharp chops all along the shaft to the very tip. Fry.

MrMariella · 11/05/2007 17:41

Leeks. Hmm. Peel back the outer-skin so there is only firm stalk.
Does well coated in butter.

powder28 · 11/05/2007 17:14

Sounds like he needs to see a doctor!

Boco · 11/05/2007 17:13

Oh my God. A greasy sheen to his orange pubes, and a raw chipolata nestled purpley on top.

powder28 · 11/05/2007 17:07

LOL Nicky

nickytwotimes · 11/05/2007 17:06

powder - eeeuuuggghhhh!!
ta for explaination.
i obviously haven't seen as many as you!

powder28 · 11/05/2007 17:06

Hey Durdle, you still want to get in his rubbery smelling, greasy, chipolata containing, pants?

powder28 · 11/05/2007 17:05

I bet his pants smell like burning rubber after a days wear and tear....

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 16:56

POWDER!!!!

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 16:55

Oh took me a minute, I thought you meant YOU liked HER!!!!! (or did you?)
I think he is wonderful.

some more.

powder28 · 11/05/2007 16:54

Nicky, some penises have a particularly greasy glow to them. They look like uncooked sausages, fact.

nickytwotimes · 11/05/2007 16:49

only his missus

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 16:49

Anyone like Gordon Brown?

flightattendant · 11/05/2007 16:48

Powder I'm with you on the first three...Bradley is beautiful. Stephen is stunning. And Martin is the Man. (God I really DO fancy Martin, it's got me shaky thinking about him)
But not Archie.
There is something I suspect to be unstable about Archie. It's when he does that surfing song and goes 'Archie yeah' at the end.
I don't know what it is, but it's weirdy I can imagine him being a bit psychotic.

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Durdle · 11/05/2007 16:43

LOL powder28! That's horrible! How dare you ruin my fantasy! The man is perfect in everyway!

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nickytwotimes · 11/05/2007 16:42

how does a penis get greasy?

themildmanneredjanitor · 11/05/2007 16:42

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powder28 · 11/05/2007 16:40

I imagine he has a very small greasy penis. Anyone else?

nickytwotimes · 11/05/2007 16:39

eeeuuugh

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Durdle · 11/05/2007 16:39

I'm home from work early and I'm counting down the hours until Eastenders for my nightly dose of max. I can't wait!

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