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AIBU to ask you to tell me things that you learned way too late in life *lighthearted*.

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Tinkofhousepan · 24/02/2018 06:43

I started talking with a friend who emigrated to the states a few years ago for work. He lives in New York. We were discussing me going over for a holiday as I've never 'done' NYC. Started discussing the time difference between there and here 5 hours which surprised me as when I went to California the difference was larger 8 hours I think.

This lead to me being informed that the two states are on totally opposite ends of the country.

This is my thing I learned late, ive gone 26 years assuming florida and California were next to each other, And i have learned today that Florida is on the same side as NYC. AND IS AS FAR SOUTH AS TEXAS??? I also learnt that Washington is the most northern state on the side of California, where as Washington DC is just below Maryland and right next to Virginia, which is not at all in the middle part of America where I assumed it to be Blush. I didn't learn USA geography at school, but surely I should have picked this up before now, especially considering I have been to both California and Florida!

Anyone else never realised this? Or is it just Me!

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thUnderdog · 25/02/2018 11:58

The petrol gauge thing has been true on every car I've ever driven (10?).

The toast thing, I don't reckon it's always minutes but I do think it's related to time. So if yours goes 1-10 it won't be 10 minutes, but maybe every number adds half a minute or something? Mine definitely takes longer on a higher setting but I have never timed it to see if it's in whole minutes (it goes 1-5).

ASqueakingInTheShrubbery · 25/02/2018 11:56

Wolverines are real.

tafftum · 25/02/2018 11:45

Nothing to add, just bookmarking! Love this thread!

Orangecake123 · 25/02/2018 11:44

I'm 26 and was just thinking about this today. Things I've learnt so far:

1- Take care of myself first. I was a huge people pleaser. It was always about other people and being the best I could for them and doing things they wanted to because I couldn't say no.
2-don't settle for flaky friends. don't make others a priority for people who see you as an option.

3.from Maya Angelou: "when someone shows you who they are believe them the first time.". No second or 4th chances

  1. love is not enough if he does not respect you. real men don't play abusive mind games or ghost you.
4- Save, save and save- I'm trying to save for my first flat/house deposit and the amount of money I've spent in the past on make up and clothes makes me cringe. I haven't bought any new clothes since october. 5- do small things that make you feel good- scented candles and soft blankets.
  1. I have severe depression- it's okay that the dishes haven't been washed yet or if the clean washing hasn't been folded away and are still up 3 days later.
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StripySocksAndDocs · 25/02/2018 09:36

The petrol gauge thing is like the numbers on toaster (them being minutes). It comes on everytime on these threads. Neither is a universal truth (Or my toast would take AGES).

QuercusQuercus · 25/02/2018 09:35

1754?! Well I never.

So the assumption that it would be visible from the moon came well before our capacity to check

MongerTruffle · 25/02/2018 09:32

I wonder where the myth came from?
The main measurement that people associate with the Great Wall of China is that it's almost 22 000 km long. They see that as a huge number, therefore it must be visible from space. They forget that it's only a few metres wide and looks like a river from space. In 1754, William Stukeley wrote, "This mighty wall of four score miles [130 km] in length is only exceeded by the Chinese Wall, which makes a considerable figure upon the terrestrial globe, and may be discerned at the Moon."
Even from low earth orbit it's almost invisible. You would need to have eyesight several times better than normal and perfect weather conditions to see it from low earth orbit.

Grilledaubergines · 25/02/2018 09:11

Ilearned on here that car fuel gauges have a little arrow pointing to the fuel cap side. At my age, it's good to have a reminder.

Myth unfortunately.

MongerTruffle · 25/02/2018 09:11

My car (not exactly new) has an arrow on the fuel gauge.

Introvertpants · 25/02/2018 08:38

I thought a bowling club was a club for ten pin bowling. I didn't realise there was another type of bowling and they played outside.

Earlyup · 25/02/2018 08:33

I knew Durham was a place in England but thought County Durham was in Ireland.

I think I'm acceptably intelligent; having the odd lapse of reality is what makes this thread lighthearted and funny!

topcat2014 · 25/02/2018 08:18

I checked the petrol gauge thing in DW car - was disappointed to find no little arrow!

Couldn't really point to many US states, and didn't realise Alaska didn't join till over 30.

morningconstitutional2017 · 25/02/2018 08:02

Stumped to think of anything light-hearted but I'd say listen to your inner voice, that gut feeling or instinct. There are times to ask advice but sometimes you must be your own counsel - the trick is to tell the difference.

QuercusQuercus · 25/02/2018 07:48

NordicNobody I believe the Great Wall of China is just about visible from low earth orbit, but not from further out (for instance, the moon).

But lots of other human structures are visible from low earth orbit. Many more so than the Great Wall.

I wonder where the myth came from?

blackberryfairy · 25/02/2018 07:32

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BouleBaker · 25/02/2018 06:32

Queenoftheblitz that’s not true about marrowfat peas.

From Wikipedia (but also confirmed elsewhere)

Marrowfat peas are green mature peas that have been allowed to dry out naturally in the field, rather than be harvested whilst still young like the normal garden pea. They are used to make mushy peas[1] and also the snack food wasabi peas.[citation needed]

Marrowfat is a traditional, starchy, large-seeded variety of pea[2] (Pisum sativum var. medullare.)[3] The word was coined around 1730 from marrow + fat.[4]

TOADfan · 25/02/2018 06:29

Like a previous PP i was shocked when my dentist told me not to rinse after brushing. Im still getting my head around it, cos my mouth is then filled with dirty, toothpaste and all minty Envy

GinIsIn · 25/02/2018 06:17

Ummm.... @Punta‘s DH is mistaken. There IS a difference in cut and tailoring, which is the main reason they ask which side a man dresses. Knowing they won’t get an unexpected handful of penis is just an added bonus.

SenecaFalls · 25/02/2018 06:04

Also I bet you there are a fair few Americans who couldn't plot Florida and California correctly on a map.

Very few I would think. We start learning the states in the second grade. We might get confused by some of those in the middle that are sort of rectangular and square shaped, but we can always be counted on to know California and Florida.

Queenoftheblitz · 25/02/2018 04:34

Marrow fat peas are cooked in bone marrow. I always thought they were so named cos they are big.

Coastalcommand · 25/02/2018 00:32

That I’ll never look as slim and young as I did as a teenager. Also that it doesn’t matter.

I wasted time thinking I had lots of flaws and hid in baggy clothes (blame the 90s) and awful make up (heather shimmer lipstick and too thick concealer because I thought I needed to). Looking back I was quite pretty!

Meandmy4 · 25/02/2018 00:08

Learnt from MN actually, that you do not need to peel the heads and remove mushroom stalks 😫 All those wasted minutes Grin

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 25/02/2018 00:01

I learned on here that car fuel gauges have a little arrow pointing to the fuel cap side. At my age, it's good to have a reminder.

Cellardoor23 · 24/02/2018 23:34

I think that's where I must have learnt it from. Making my life that much harder for myself for so many years! It's been a revelation Grin

StripySocksAndDocs · 24/02/2018 23:11

I recall someone saying that on a previous thread Cellardoor23. But they also confessed they were a nurse - all those ointment they must have found awkward to open!!

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