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Original poster

To position my banana and nectarines in a certain way just to bug a colleague?

60 replies

MamaG · 25/04/2007 12:34

?

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Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:51

oh behave, it is NOT sexual harrassment

stop being so farking PC

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seeker · 25/04/2007 13:32

Actually, it could be sexual harrassment - it doesn't have to be a man harassing a woman or vice versa....

Kelly1978 · 25/04/2007 13:32

pmsl at oliveoils suggestion. Surely no one would really get that worked up over a flipping banana?

Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:24

wheres your wedding dress thread gone anyway? I thought we were dieting on it I hid from it over EAster due to vast choc consumption and can't find it now!

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 25/04/2007 13:23

Dont let it worry you MamaG.....really....

Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:23
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Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:22

AWW she's not in tears, just a bit prissy

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 25/04/2007 13:21

Agree with Soupy actually. [staid]

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MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:21

yes I'm being a knobhead

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SoupDragon · 25/04/2007 13:20

Yes, you're being unreasonable and a bully if you're doing it deliberately to annoy her.

seeker · 25/04/2007 13:17

Not unreasonable, no. But you would be being a bit of a ...now, what was that word that someone's dd called her brother and she was shocked by and which I've been using ever since? Oh, yes, kn*bhead.

Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:13
Grin
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oliveoil · 25/04/2007 13:13

can you not bring a cucumber and two apples in tomorrow

and then a marrow and two grapefruits

etc

work up the size

and then bring a chipolata and 2 raisins

freak her out

Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:12

shouldn't you be on your way to work 40?

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Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:12

eeewwwwwww no!

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fortyplus · 25/04/2007 13:12

xp - not sexual harassment, then!

fortyplus · 25/04/2007 13:11

That's very true...

We need to know why this person needs to be annoyed...

Original poster
MamaG · 25/04/2007 13:10

its an older woman
a PITA whos a bit of a snob

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persephonesnape · 25/04/2007 13:03

this could be construed as sexual harassment. if the colleague is a younger man and you're an office of predominantly velociraptor women.

I'd be overjoyed if my male colleagues walked about holding melons up to their chests whilst leering in my general direction.

KathyMCMLXXII · 25/04/2007 12:55

Tell us more about the colleague and why this would be their just des(s)erts.

makealist · 25/04/2007 12:53

LOL at "grapes being produced by the banana."

fortyplus · 25/04/2007 12:53

bran - or whack it with a hammer?

Avalon · 25/04/2007 12:47

Think of the grapes being produced by the banana.

bran · 25/04/2007 12:46

fortyplus, that depends on whether the colleague is male or female, if it's a male colleague then a big bite with bared teeth and a bit of a snarl will have him crossing his legs.

AnnabelCaramel · 25/04/2007 12:45

mytwopenceworth - I'm lost on the grapes thing too??!