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AIBU to be disgusted?

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shockedvomface · 13/09/2017 20:41

(MN regular but NC as this could be outing.)

A facebook "friend" posted this today regarding her 20 week scan/for her public (FB) gender reveal:

Found out I'll be enjoying two cocks in me, at my leisure for the next handful of months...or I should say one constantly...and two at my leisure.

VOM FACE
Shock Shock Shock

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EnidColeslaw771 · 13/09/2017 22:00

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PuppyMonkey · 13/09/2017 22:00

"At my leisure" what an odd phrase. Not that the whole thing isn't odd but, hey ho.

Kittymum03 · 13/09/2017 21:58

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diddl · 13/09/2017 21:57

"Two at her leisure = having sex whilst pg with a boy"

Oh goodness-that makes it even worse!

diddl · 13/09/2017 21:55

Weebo a Kirby (hair) grip.

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ShowOfHands · 13/09/2017 21:54

One cock constantly = pregnant with a boy

Two at her leisure = having sex whilst pg with a boy

Weebo · 13/09/2017 21:54

What does 'Meet a Kirby' mean?

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MammaTJ · 13/09/2017 21:52

Eurgh!! When I had my DD1 and my nephews, who were 2.5 and 5 at the time asked where her willy was, I made the mistake of laughingly telling my Dad that. He replied that she could have as many as she liked when she was a bit older. One of the many reasons we are NC.

PuppyMonkey · 13/09/2017 21:51

Diddl I'm so glad I'm not the only one totally distracted trying to work that out. Confused

JWrecks · 13/09/2017 21:49

That really is hideous. What kind of person would refer to a baby's genitals as a COCK? And then in the same breath... oh that is really nasty!

Sugarcoma · 13/09/2017 21:49

It's a sex reveal, not a gender reveal.

Xeneth88 · 13/09/2017 21:48

@Hawkmoth Oh behave, it's a badly worded Facebook status by someone that probably thought it was misjudged humour. Seriously meet a Kirby.

ProfessorCat · 13/09/2017 21:48

Ew.

diddl · 13/09/2017 21:47

"one constantly...and two at my leisure"

Eh??

I'm guessing that the one is the baby-who are the two??

Hawkmoth · 13/09/2017 21:45

Well I thought it would cross a line into someone that might need a bit of support with the realities of having a baby...

MargotLovedTom1 · 13/09/2017 21:45

Why did a few pp think it was funny to think/say they had a 'willie' in them when pg with a boy? It's not all that different, apart from the coarser language, and not splashing it over FB.

Xeneth88 · 13/09/2017 21:43

It's not brilliant and is pretty grim but it's not worthy of reporting to her GP or midwife. Seriously!

MsWanaBanana · 13/09/2017 21:43

Didn't happen. If you manage to post on here, you know how to screenshot. Don't believe it

Subtlecheese · 13/09/2017 21:41

Two at my leisure, she has two partners?

Subtlecheese · 13/09/2017 21:40

A laughingly said "i grew a pair" to my ex boss / friend who used to hate her manager constantly using the grow a pair phrase during work conversations.

raviolidreaming · 13/09/2017 21:39

one constantly...and two at my leisure

That doesn't even make sense.

Localcatlady · 13/09/2017 21:37
Hmm
bookwormsforever · 13/09/2017 21:37

Goodness me. When I was pg with Ds I didn't even think about his genitals being beside me. I was just happy to be pg with a baby.

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