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AIBU to be disgusted?

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shockedvomface · 13/09/2017 20:41

(MN regular but NC as this could be outing.)

A facebook "friend" posted this today regarding her 20 week scan/for her public (FB) gender reveal:

Found out I'll be enjoying two cocks in me, at my leisure for the next handful of months...or I should say one constantly...and two at my leisure.

VOM FACE
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ShowOfHands · 14/09/2017 21:09

I feel the same if I accidentally watch Eastenders kitty. It's in English and I'm sure it makes sense to most people but I end up utterly baffled.

Beadieeye · 14/09/2017 21:01

Rancid.

Kittymum03 · 14/09/2017 20:15

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dollydaydream114 · 14/09/2017 13:08

It's shit, tasteless joke that made me cringe, but that's all.

ShowOfHands · 14/09/2017 10:02

Kitty, I don't know how else to explain it. She is pregnant with a boy so has one willy inside her (her unborn son's). "At her leisure" ie when she decides to have sex with her DP/DH, she will have two willies inside her (her unborn son's and her partner's).

ItsNachoCheese · 14/09/2017 09:24

Okaaaay then... 😷

justilou1 · 14/09/2017 06:41

Bleurgh

AnnieAnoniMouse · 14/09/2017 01:04

How can anyone sexualise a growing foetus like that, it's vile.

I can't imagine her & I being friends.

JWrecks · 14/09/2017 00:33

I'm very curious what the responses on fb have been to that post.

I guess it's one of those "not as funny as it sounded in my head" things? Does she have form for being disgustingly TMI on fb?

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LauderSyme · 13/09/2017 23:43

Weebo LOL. I keep scrolling past your pic and giggling.

I believe it, I had colleagues who thought the willy inside you joke was way funny when one of us was pg with a boy. Fortunately it was before Facebook was invented.

Mimsy Was about to ask eh? But then oooohhh I get it. Love your username, I might change to MomeRaths Grin

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 13/09/2017 23:26

Gang... we've checked this poster out and while we can never 100% say that posters are who they say they are (or perhaps more to the point here say that what they are telling us is true)... rather remarkably they have been with us for long enough to deserve the benefit of the doubt.

MimsyBorogroves · 13/09/2017 22:52

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Cagliostro · 13/09/2017 22:46

Ewwww

MetalMidget · 13/09/2017 22:44

When I was pregnant, I said that I had two hearts inside me, so I was technically a Timelord...

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StickThatInYourPipe · 13/09/2017 22:23

Ahh so her son will have dimples then

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MadMags · 13/09/2017 22:12

Yeah. That happened.

wtffgs · 13/09/2017 22:12

Yuk! I'd unfriendly for that - FB brings out real nobbery (which was a good reason to leave it)

EvilDoctorBallerinaDuckKeidis · 13/09/2017 22:10

Yeurk. 😷

Coconutspongexo · 13/09/2017 22:09

Sugar is that really your main issue with this post?

LaContessaDiPlump · 13/09/2017 22:05

Margot for me it was just odd to look down and think there were opposite sex organs growing in there. It wasn't exactly haha funny but more 'Hey, that's a bit odd yet also awesome'. I certainly wasn't drawing a parallel between that and my husband's genitals as the op's friend is!

MrLovebucket · 13/09/2017 22:00

Meet a Kirby = get a grip?

Perhaps (Kirby grips and all that) Confused