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Naughtiest thing you've done...

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Maxandrubyrubyandmax · 08/06/2017 21:15

Sod the manefestos this is the thing we need to know about our potential leaders. TM trashed a farmers livelihood, jezza was so sick and depraved he can't talk about it! (Might be paraphrasing) AIBU to ask you to put naughty them both with your naughty tales. Best poster should obviously get the keys to number 10

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AmberNectarine · 09/06/2017 10:13

OUT

AmberNectarine · 09/06/2017 10:13

Had sex in the walk-in freezer with a 17yo when I worked in a branch of Waitrose.

This will put me because I tell this story at any opportunity.

klch · 09/06/2017 10:01

Slept the the car insurance guy to get out of paying my excess. Then we started sleeping together in his office when everyone had gone home (I'd drive up to his office)
Pissed on someone's toothbrush and I'm not even remotely sorry.

BlahBlahBlahEtc · 09/06/2017 08:24

I had sex in the warehouse at work

a lot.

I also shoplift occasionally but who pays £3.50 for a kids birthday card

testnamechange · 09/06/2017 08:10

I did a teeny spit in my STBXH cup of coffee while making it

Bringbackpublicfloggings · 09/06/2017 07:52

On two separate occasions I fried my father in laws car keys in the microwave.. because he was a knob.

Cocklodger · 09/06/2017 06:37

I stole food so I could eat, a long time ago now (I'm ok now) but I still feel incredibly guilty Sad I was a young person living alone on £90 a week with rent of £56 a week (I worked but my wage was very low) entitled to no help. I stole many times.

travelingthew0rldbeforeim40 · 09/06/2017 05:29

These are hilarious! Thinking about mine and I'll be back

MsAnnThropic · 09/06/2017 00:44

I had a really horrible house mate in halls of residence... I pissed in her washing up liquid Shock

HateSummer · 09/06/2017 00:39

I stole pens and notebooks from work when I left 😂. I also flooded the girls toilets aged 5/6 by stuffing tissue in the sinks and turning the taps on.

RockyBird · 09/06/2017 00:27

Recently? Shoplifted a bottle of gin.

Babymamamama · 09/06/2017 00:24

I (only once) had sex for money. With a trainee doctor. He asked me, he was quite cute and I thought why not. I was in another country and he basically complained to me that all the nurses at his hospital were too religious (Catholic country) to make out with him. During fore play he appraised my body from a medical standpoint and basically told me I would have no problems with childbearing due to my hour glass shape (wide ish hips).

Rockhopper81 · 09/06/2017 00:14

Tried to drown Tiny Tears in the bath when I was 4, apparently saying, "die you bastard, die". I don't remember this, but I've been reminded regularly as an adult. My parents still aren't sure where I heard it, but they wonder if it was my nan's husband...

You'll be pleased to know I did not grow up to be a psychopath or sociopath, and am mostly well adjusted. Or at least not maladjusted in a dangerous way. Grin

TryingtoBePC · 09/06/2017 00:13

Had an affair with my boss, who was in a long term relationship. But I was young and I didn't care. I haven't seen him for 15 years but I'm meeting him for lunch this weekend Blush

Ahardmanisgoodtofind · 09/06/2017 00:12

Typed the worst and judged myself Blush. I was a cunt in my late teens early 20s
Had an affair (it lasted too)

InkyChlo · 09/06/2017 00:00

Yes I kind of put a downer on this thread I'm very sorry.If you could pm me that would be great I don't know how to do it x

NetballHoop · 08/06/2017 23:56

I smuggled someone into France from the UK.

She'd forgotten her passport and we just winged it at the channel tunnel. We held up five passports when there were six of us in the car.

She had to wait in Paris for her DH to post the passport to her.

Ollivander84 · 08/06/2017 23:50

Had sex in a window. It became some form of urban legend with people years later going "did you hear about...? Nah it never happened, urban legend mate" BlushBlush
Oh I went to a BDSM night at a swingers club to see what it was like Grin

KeepServingTheDrinks · 08/06/2017 23:49

InkyChlo this is a lighthearted thread, and I don't want to de-rail it, but please PM me.

There is much less help around than there used to be, but there is still help. Please get in touch. x

ChildishGambino · 08/06/2017 23:48

Not me but my brother - he puts posh eggs in a normal egg box. I don't know why but I think this is hilarious.

ShineyPinkNails · 08/06/2017 23:48

Had an affair. Got husband to look after the DC's while I went away for the weekend with him several times. DH was not good in bed. OM fairly spectacular.The actual sex was fairly naughty too, ropes, belts and blindfolds...

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 08/06/2017 23:44

I also don't pay and display in the Waitrose car park, but use the scan as you shop and claim £1 parking ticket discount.

tiba · 08/06/2017 23:41

I went round a roundabout the wrong way (and got stopped by the police for it!)

In my defence, it was a flat mini roundabout and no other road users about (other than said sneaky policeman)

RupertsMum2 · 08/06/2017 23:39

I poked out tiny tears' eye with a kirby grip and blamed my little sister.

InkyChlo · 08/06/2017 23:36

It's a long and ongoing story but I have been living on £80 a month only for 5 months

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