Naughtiest thing you've done...

I've gobbed in a (horrible) customers pudding and she ate the lot. I've also given a blow job in a car park standing against the side of the car.

I'm all about the class, me....cracks knuckles

I can't think of that many. As I am generally a good person.

Had sex on a grave in a graveyard.

Frequently drink beer while driving (private road)

Bribes a MOT pass with a bottle of whiskey.

Gave rather famous rock star a blow job in the tour bus and got a standing ovation from rest of band 😈
I'm not sorry

I was rather wild in late teens / early 20's but the thing that really sticks out is having sex with 3 different men over 1 weekend (ex, new beau and FWB). FWB ran a pub so sex was after hours in the pub on pretty much every available surface. Haven't been able to play pool since

I grew up with a father who, whilst never openly 'abusive', was quite a violent and aggressive man. Think punching walls, being too rough when disciplining us, shouting a lot. I vowed I would never be in a relationship with anyone like him.
One day my DP and I were arguing and he slammed a door in frustration. There was something stuck in the door and it broke. I told him I would not allow him to destroy our home, he was childish etc.
Later in the day I asked him a question that he took the wrong way and he stood up, slamming his laptop screen down ridiculously hard and stormed out the room. I was sure that he would have broken it, and was glad that it may teach him a lesson. I opened it up, and was a bit gutted to realise he hadn't broken it.... so I picked up a pair of scissors and smashed the screen.
I let him believe for a few hours that he had done it, and then confessed

Slept with my boss in one of the offices at work. We're now equals and working together again...

Put mouse poo In XH's Christmas dinner a few weeks after I'd found out about the OW and the whole time I was cooking the meal he was on Fscebook with her slagging me off (and I was in other room reading it because his security settings were shit). Also before I served up the mouse poo laden Yorkshire puddings I put gravy all over his plate and then got the dog to lick it clean.

The best thing is I told everyone what I'd done. All his mates had dropped him because of what he's done to me and DCs so everyone he knows was laughing at him.

Just remembered I used to wipe a tea bag on the floor before making my (vile) boss his morning brew and sometimes spit in it. 🙈

Had sex in a park (at night, no kids about!), had sex in a field, had sex in public toliets and numerous other places.

As a teen, the naughtiest thing I do nowdays is anal.

Oh God, so many things. Most involve sex with unavailable or unsuitable men, often in inappropriate places. I'm more sensible now!

Oh well if we're including our sex lives then yes DH and I are adventurous; done it in many places and are very kinky and practice BDSM etc.

My sex life is quite the opposite to my straight laced normal life

I don't do many naughty things; I've always been very by the book, even as a child.

I've never taken drugs, I don't drink alcohol, I have never (and would never) cheat, I've never broken the law...

I suppose the naughtiest thing would be pretending I was too sick to see a friend when I've been fine and just fancied being on my own (I'm an introvert). I've done that a fair few times.

Had sex on the top deck of a bus. There was no one else on the top deck with it was in the middle of the day so I'm almost certain there were people downstairs.

Found out boyfriend was cheating on me when I found a ladies toothbrush in his bathroom (long time ago). I pissed on both toothbrushes and put them back.

Shoplifted nail polishes for the hell of it (grown woman).

Had sex in various public places.

Took plenty of recreational and highly illegal drugs as a student.

Soooo many more!

Uhm, ran away from home for a week with a friend when I was 13, I was in the local papers and there were searches out looking for us.

I also shoplift occasionally but who pays £3.50 for a kids birthday card

I know this thread is lighthearted, but have you not heard of Card Factory, where they sell 29p cards? Or, better yet, 10 for £1?

When DD did a wee in one of the display toilets in Homebase I couldn't face the hassle of finding an assistant and telling them, so I just put the lid down and scarpered.

And it wasn't really an accident...

I broke my brother's nose (when we were kids!)

Oh wow tryingtobepc hope the weekend goes well!

I had something similar over less time and still think of him often as it was the most amazing sex of my life and we are sort of good friends when we keep in and out of contact

When I was living in a shared house in my 20s my housemate slept with my boyfriend. I wee'd in all her shampoos/conditioners/shower gels and then shook them up and put them back for her to use 😳

poster ShineyPinkNails
That sounds amazing fun, are you now with the OM?

quinnie Brilliant. I want to be your friend!

I used to shoplift pick and mix in Woolworths when I was little on a very regular basis.

I used to dangle things into the spokes of my Mum's bike when I was on the seat in the back (I didn't seem to realise that I would fall off too?)

I snogged another man when I was with my first husband - whilst holding my one year old daughter which was a bit strange!

I got caught in a car having underage sex by the Police!

I used to drive my car before I passed my test.

I used to regularly steal £20 notes out of my (current) husband's wallet!

I had sex in a grandstand stadium after they had closed - right in the middle of the stadium as if the audience were watching!

I've had sex with my husband on his desk, on the beach and on the bench in front of his front door!

Smoked a spliff in a Solicitor's office staffroom.

Had sex in the same Solicitor's office staffroom.

My husband really peed me off once by staying out all night so while he was sleeping off his hangover I smoked all his cigars and then took his car out an drove it really fast over all the speed bumps!

I'm old now though and really calm! :)

I buy two lots of everything hair and skin care related. One set very cheap and one set of what I actually want. Throw the cheap stuff away and decant the products I use into those bottles. Dh would not be impressed if he knew how much I spend on it all.
This is the naughtiest thing I do now. Did a lot of very naughty things in my teens but I'm too ashamed to even type them.