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The Wank Sock. A True Thing, or an Urban Myth?

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HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 20:20

Chatting this afternoon, the topic of the Wank Sock arose. I have young adult sons in their 20's, my friend has an 18yo boy. While they all do their own laundry these days, my friend and I recall the days of the balled-up socks randomly distributed around the room, which we just chucked into the washing machine and unballed when clean, for fear of, well... biological samples tbh. And I don't mean snot. Blush

But realistically, how would one use a wank sock? Would it be placed upon the member like an overgrown, ill-fitting condom, or just used to catch flying fish? If the former, wouldn't rubbing yer delicate man membranes with trainer-sweaty cotton/wool/polyester/blend of same be a bit sore? I mean, gently caressing with clean silk, I can see a certain frisson there, but teenage boys don't often own silk socks. Confused

If the latter, why socks, specifically? Why not T shirts, underwear, or the more traditional (if less environmentally-friendly) Andrex Man Size? (Other brands and sizes, including pocket,are available.)

AIBU to think the wank sock is no more real than the Tooth Fairy?

(Yes, recent NC, been around for a while though.)

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HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 20:41

So can I sign up TheFairyCaravan as a "Yes, it's mythical"?

The friend nextdoorneighbour who told me about sitting on your hand already had some nerve damage to said hand, maybe that made a difference? (He also claimed to have a very pretty penis, but I never asked for proof.)

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ChunkyMonkeysMummy · 15/03/2015 20:35

Wouldn't sitting on your hand give you pins and needles and feel awful? Hmm

Asked DH and he burst out laughing at that Grin

TheFairyCaravan · 15/03/2015 20:35

I've got an 18 yo DS who still lives at home and a 20 yo who comes home at weekends when he can. They have never used "wank socks" to my knowledge. If they have they have binned them, they haven't left them on the floor in their rooms or put them in the laundry baskets. I, very helpfully, put a box of tissues on their bedside tables.

HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 20:31

Putting it over your hand still means you're rubbing delicate bits with quite rough cloth, surely it can't be fun? I have heard of sitting on your hand so it feels like someone else though, had that convo with another friend (male) some years ago.

I am now reviewing the sorts of conversations I have with friends... Grin

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 15/03/2015 20:23

by sitting

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 15/03/2015 20:23

I'd imagine they put it over their hand ?

Like doing a foreigner where you make your hand go numb my sitting on it.

I have a 15yo and I still do his washing Wink

ChunkyMonkeysMummy · 15/03/2015 20:23

Grin this made my day...
A sock which fits over the cock, no mess GrinWink

I'll ask DH when he's home, I've found some crusty socks in his bag.....

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