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The Wank Sock. A True Thing, or an Urban Myth?

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HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 20:20

Chatting this afternoon, the topic of the Wank Sock arose. I have young adult sons in their 20's, my friend has an 18yo boy. While they all do their own laundry these days, my friend and I recall the days of the balled-up socks randomly distributed around the room, which we just chucked into the washing machine and unballed when clean, for fear of, well... biological samples tbh. And I don't mean snot. Blush

But realistically, how would one use a wank sock? Would it be placed upon the member like an overgrown, ill-fitting condom, or just used to catch flying fish? If the former, wouldn't rubbing yer delicate man membranes with trainer-sweaty cotton/wool/polyester/blend of same be a bit sore? I mean, gently caressing with clean silk, I can see a certain frisson there, but teenage boys don't often own silk socks. Confused

If the latter, why socks, specifically? Why not T shirts, underwear, or the more traditional (if less environmentally-friendly) Andrex Man Size? (Other brands and sizes, including pocket,are available.)

AIBU to think the wank sock is no more real than the Tooth Fairy?

(Yes, recent NC, been around for a while though.)

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HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 22:11

DGS has loads of odd socks, but he's only 5. So that may be entirely innocent.

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dalekanium · 15/03/2015 22:08

I had aFWB Who used to do this

He claimed to roll 3 socks together for an ahem, tighter experience. And his dad, who did the washing often used to wonder loudly about all the odd socks in the wash...

Boak

HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 22:08

I googled cum tray. I found the Stool cum tray table, which is neither as interesting nor as scatological as one might anticipate. :(

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ItsaTenfromDen · 15/03/2015 22:04

DH has loads of odd socks! I wonder if he's been binning the used ones :0

DirtyDancing · 15/03/2015 22:02

Google cum tray then you'll really be shocked!

Whatutalkinboutwillis · 15/03/2015 21:56

Pmsl about wank mittens!!

HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 21:49

Put it back in the drawer oh, total boaksville...

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butterfly2015 · 15/03/2015 21:48

Wank mittens? Hmm knitted by your mother?

HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 21:47

I am not going to google dragonbutter cum box. OMG, two to three years? Shock Envy

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RandomNPC · 15/03/2015 21:45

It's real.

LaLaLaaaa · 15/03/2015 21:45

Yes! My first boyfriend when I was 17 used to wank into a sick and put it back in the drawer!

Sad fact - he dumped me not the other way round!

TheFairyCaravan · 15/03/2015 21:43

You're welcome Hirples

DH and DS1 are military. I know that DS1 won't be using a sock when he is at camp because he shares a 4 man room! DH knows better than to start wanking into a sock, he likes his laundry being done!

MisterDobalina · 15/03/2015 21:43

Wasn't there an mner who posted about knitting wank mittens for her sons? I'm sure I remember something along those lines...

ClashCityRocker · 15/03/2015 21:41

No, I can confirm it definitely isn't an urban myth.

My eldest brother had a wank sock, as well as at least one of my ex boyfriends.

Have asked dh, he says not eyes laundry basket suspiciously

ghostyslovesheep · 15/03/2015 21:40

OMFFFG I googled

TheFirstOfHerName · 15/03/2015 21:39

It is only a matter of time before this thread is mined to produce a buzzfeed article. I really must change my username.

HirplesWithHaggis · 15/03/2015 21:37

Genuine lol at "He's never seemed so attractive to me" Grin I've given up taking notes, seems IABU...

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TongueBiter · 15/03/2015 21:36

EXH used cotton hankies Confused I nicknamed them wanky-hankies - disgusting to find them under his pillow when I made the bed.

MayLuke83 · 15/03/2015 21:36

OP, your post cracks me up! Enjoying the discussion!

LadyDeadpool · 15/03/2015 21:35

It's true, I frequent reddit (don't judge!) and they happily admit to it on there. There's even been showing off of a "cum box" and "cum boxers" DON'T FUCKING GOOGLE THEM.

TheRestofmylifeiswaiting · 15/03/2015 21:34

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TheFirstOfHerName · 15/03/2015 21:34

I have friends that use washable baby wipes and just assumed that you had taken the idea and run with it.

TheRestofmylifeiswaiting · 15/03/2015 21:33

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HubertCumberdale · 15/03/2015 21:33

OH said he used the sock in his teens, but just to catch spillage at the end. Tried the over the cock method, but said it was uncomfortable.

He's never seemed so attractive to me.

SonnyJimBob · 15/03/2015 21:32

Oh dear! I have two sons. I have enough problems hunting down missing socks as it is now. I am not looking forward to discovering the balled up kind.