To murder my husband because he is fucking snoring

108 replies

Hurricaneinateacup · 25/11/2014 00:07

I'm not am I?
I can't sleep and to rub it in he's next to me snoring the loudest smuggest snores anyone's every snored.

I'm going to have to kill him.

OP posts:

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 25/11/2014 00:15

Hurriance those do work, a bit.

I have taken to thumping DH when he snores, each and every time. It sort of works.

Original poster

Hurricaneinateacup · 25/11/2014 00:15

It's the obvious solution disco
I've kicked him a few times to no avail.

OP posts:

topsyturner · 25/11/2014 00:14

I'm downstairs eating mini cheddars and I can her my not so DH upstairs snoring .

We should do some kind of Strangers On A Train murder swap ?

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 25/11/2014 00:13

Oh god I feel your pain.

Do it, I'll vouch for your insanity in court

The reason I'm still up is that DH is snoring violently next door, if I go and try to lie down I will want to murder him with my hairbrush.

Discopanda · 25/11/2014 00:13

Pick up your pillow and press it firmly over his face until the snoring stops, fail-proof cure

Original poster

Hurricaneinateacup · 25/11/2014 00:13

I've bought him some special snoring plaster things but he won't wear them. Apparently they make his nose sore.

I'm tempted to stick them all over him in his sleep.
Oh god. It can't be normal to want to kill someone this much. It's like he waits for me to nod off by lulling me into a false sense of security with tiny grunts and then does the most enormous snort ever. Thus making me jump and making sleep impossible.

OP posts:

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 25/11/2014 00:12

No jury would convict you.

crje · 25/11/2014 00:10

I'll give you an alibi

I live with a snorer too

Unflip

1 2 3 4 5

Swipe left for the next trending thread