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What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 03/11/2013 12:52

Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 03/11/2013 13:07

I would kill him, he knows where my zombie apocalypse kit is kept.

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MarianneEnjolras · 03/11/2013 13:06

Probably chain him up in the shed like in Shaun of the Dead. I imagine he'd still be useful for stuff like cutting the grass or scaring off unwanted visitors/chuggers.

MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 03/11/2013 13:06

The only thing I could do; remove his head or destroy his brain.

I'm not hugely sentimental.

CloudBursting · 03/11/2013 13:05

Don't have a barn, but do have a shed to keep DH in. I would then wait for Daryl Dixon to turn up (optimistic!).

EatingAllTheCrumpets · 03/11/2013 13:05

Beat him in the head with a crowbar. Sentimentality gets you eaten, fact!

NoArmaniNoPunani · 03/11/2013 13:02

I'd join him and be a zombie too.

loopylouu · 03/11/2013 13:02

Hit him with the shovel

MyNameIsWinkly · 03/11/2013 12:56

We've discussed this at some length. Yes, really. Anyway we have a mutual agreement to bash each other's heads in asap if we get zombie-fied.

GirlWithTheYellowHat · 03/11/2013 12:56

Shoot him without a second thought. No keeping him in a barn or anything daftWink

Bowlersarm · 03/11/2013 12:55

I don't know much about zombies so I don't know what I'd do. What should I do?

My face would be -> Shock though

Summerblaze · 03/11/2013 12:55

No to being a zombie myself. Yep, he would be deader than a dead thing.

Justforlaughs · 03/11/2013 12:55

I'd shoot him in the head! In fact right now, I think that sounds like a good idea, zombie or no zombie! Wink