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What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 03/11/2013 12:52

Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

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MoldieOldNaiceHam · 03/11/2013 14:08

If the dc were zombies too then it would be best if they had two zombie parents. I don't want people gossiping about us at school.

Oh look, it's Moldie and her zombie kids Hmm

Fuck it. My name is Moldie. Of course I'd be a zombie!

Maryz · 03/11/2013 14:04

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BelaLugosisShed · 03/11/2013 14:01

I'd keep his head in a bag and feed it on rats

elfycat · 03/11/2013 13:51

If DH was a zombie? I don't think I'd notice to be honest.

BlueJess · 03/11/2013 13:48

Hmm. I think DH and I will have to discuss and establish a policy.

Don't think I could bash the DC though even if I had a breadboard

Badvoc · 03/11/2013 13:48

Destroy him.

Lweji · 03/11/2013 13:46

Yes, then grieve.

If exH, though, I'd shoot, cut head and burn.

DS, on the other hand...

Catsmamma · 03/11/2013 13:46

of course you cannot be de zombified!

and bash them all with the breadboard. ALL OF THEM!!

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 03/11/2013 13:46

I think I would be a zombie if DC was.

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catgirl1976fucker · 03/11/2013 13:45

I would keep zombie DS in the shed

BlueJess · 03/11/2013 13:44

All those that would head for the firearms - what if you had Zombie DC?

BlueJess · 03/11/2013 13:43

I'm not sure I have sufficient information to judge... If there any way to be de-zombiefied?

Catsmamma · 03/11/2013 13:41

dd says we could chop off his arms and use him for pulling things, no such sentimentality for me...I would hit him in the head with the breadboard. or the fire irons.

GlitteryShitandDanglyBaubles · 03/11/2013 13:38

We have a crossbow for just this situation. Next year we are going to be getting a small crossbow each for me and dd, and taking archery classes together.

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Quoteunquote · 03/11/2013 13:36

Chain him to the driveway, he may as well be useful for something, good burglar deterrent.

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 03/11/2013 13:34

Couldn't keep him in the shed, how would I get stuff out of there.

What would you feed a zombie.

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catgirl1976fucker · 03/11/2013 13:30

We have a Claymore in the cupboard for such eventualities.

DH would be getting it through the head if he went Zombie. And vice versa.

We've talked all this through

CarpeVinum · 03/11/2013 13:23

I'd stab him in the head.

Don't fancy Morgan's Great Regret as the consequences for any other course of action.

Famzilla · 03/11/2013 13:22

Or have locked him in the shed, obviously.

Famzilla · 03/11/2013 13:21

Before DD was born I probably would have wanted to be a zombie too have locked him in the shed Shaun of the dead style. He could have still done all his carpentry stuff and I'd have someone to talk to after a long day of counselling those affected by the whole zombie crisis thing.

Now I have DD to think about he wouldn't stand a chance. His brain would be destroyed quicker than he could say "muhhhh".

Lastofthepodpeople · 03/11/2013 13:20

I think being dead is the get out clause for marriage.

Besides if DH then bit me and I turned into a zombie, we'd probably both want to eat DS which wouldn't be a good outcome for any of us.

FWIW, I'd expect DH to kill me if I became a zombie.

fragola · 03/11/2013 13:18

Shoot him. If I didn't have a gun though I'd stick him in the shed. He'd probably be happy there.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 03/11/2013 13:16

I feel sad that you would all kill your DHs. What about your wedding vows? I don't recall there being a zombie get out clause.

riskit4abiskit · 03/11/2013 13:15

I probably wouldn't notice...

Purplemonster · 03/11/2013 13:14

Shoot him in the head for sure.
Do you think I could say I thought he was a zombie and shoot him anyway? Would that fly as a defence?