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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Original poster

Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

112 replies

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:35

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

OP posts:

ThingummyBob · 27/03/2013 13:41

Always makes me giggle.

Do you think they really don't know and think its an actual abbreviation then? I'd always assumed they were too thick to know how to spell come correctly

Either way I giggle

grabaspoon · 27/03/2013 13:41

Your title did make me laugh

Original poster

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:41

AwFTW

Knew you'd understand. See you've kept the NC too

OP posts:

EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 13:41

Don't get it in your eye

But yes, text speak is shite.

BreconBeBuggered · 27/03/2013 13:40

I find this very hard to swallow

VanitasVanitatum · 27/03/2013 13:40

As long as it's not getting up your nose..

Original poster

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:40

Seriously

I should not have to pursue statements with Cum and Puppies in the same sentence.

Or read

Cum over mine Hun, I've got Vodka.

Wtf????

Seriously, just type COME, you lazy bastards

OP posts:

AnisotropicWeetabixFTW · 27/03/2013 13:39

Every time it pops up on my computer, I find it really hard. It's not just that cum gets on my tits, but it sticks in my throat too.

Poppet48 · 27/03/2013 13:38

Love the title

Tee2072 · 27/03/2013 13:37

Do you want a pearl necklace with that, OP?

wannabeEostregoddess · 27/03/2013 13:36

Cum is getting on your tits?

Ooh err :o

Oodsigma · 27/03/2013 13:36

Sorry but your thread title made me laugh

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