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Original poster

Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:35

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

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OhChristHasRisenFENTON · 27/03/2013 14:34

Erm, I had to look at the posting history and it is a very regular poster - even if the nature of the post is most irregular.

EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:34

I want to point out that the only real problem this lady has with her sex life is that she shags shit men.

livinginwonderland · 27/03/2013 14:34

i only clicked on this to say that the title made me spit my tea over my keyboard.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:33

I want to point out she may have been pissing herself for 18 years but I'm scared I'll start explaining why the word cum should be struck from existence.

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Maryz · 27/03/2013 14:32

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:30

Wasn't it just ?

My fingers are twitching soooooooo badly. Grin

Maryz · 27/03/2013 14:30

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:29

Eggy Shock

Blimy. Glad I posted first or MNHQ would tear me out a new arsehole thinking I was taking the piss.

That was a very detailed op wasn't it?

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OhChristHasRisenFENTON · 27/03/2013 14:29

Eggy, I did NOT want to read that..

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:24

Sprite

I'm free next Wednesday, I shall come and set fire to them.

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:23

Am not going to link it, because it would be mean (especially if this is a real person in distress)...but anyone seen the thread in "chat"

You will know the one I mean if you have a nose in there Smile

It seems not just the youngsters use the word "cum" repeatedly. And respeatedly. And repeatedly again...

Sprite21 · 27/03/2013 14:17

Ha ha. There is a chain of Jamaican takeaway places around SE London called 'Cummin Up'. Makes me feel I'll at the thought of eating there. Just, why?

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:14

Tee. I tortured her slowly and horribly, as was deserved.

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Mandy2003 · 27/03/2013 14:13

Good for the skin though!

FunnysInLaJardin · 27/03/2013 14:10

Grin Hot. And fwiw I agree entirely. Cum and come, two very different things!

AKissIsNotAContract · 27/03/2013 14:10

Magi: that's hilarious. You learn something new every day on MN, especially on cum threads.

What about spunk then?

Startail · 27/03/2013 13:58

But then you confuse the twichers

magimedi · 27/03/2013 13:57

Sorry - posted too soon - taken from Wikipedia & meant to be in iotalics.

Always makes me laugh !

magimedi · 27/03/2013 13:56

Akiss - Jizz is a word greatly used by birders & twitchers:

^Jizz is a term used by birders to describe the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location.

Sean Dooley described jizz as "the indefinable quality of a particular species, the 'vibe' it gives off" and notes that although it is "dismissed by many as some kind of birding alchemy, there is some physical basis to the idea of jizz."[1]

Experienced birders can often make reliable identifications in the field at a glance by utilising jizz. Often jizz is useful for identifying to the family or genus level, rather than the species level. For example, "It definitely had the jizz of a thrush, but I couldn't see what kind."

The word has been extended to refer to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals or plants.

The origin of the word is a mystery. There is a theory that it comes from the World War II air force acronym GISS for "General Impression of Size and Shape (of an aircraft)", but the birding term was first recorded earlier than that in 1920.[2] More likely, jizz is a corruption of gestalt, a German word that roughly means form or shape,[3] or more obviously of the word gist which has the same meaning^

Tee2072 · 27/03/2013 13:52

Chillax and cum? snerk I hope you killed her very slowly.

AKissIsNotAContract · 27/03/2013 13:51

If people would just use 'jizz' none of this would happen. Selfish, inconsiderate cummers.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:51

Nope. I called the puppy person on it, and was told to "chillax, its an abbreviation"

Sadly, I had to kill her for her own good. She said chillax. And if you can spell abbreviation you can spell come.

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jinxdragon · 27/03/2013 13:47

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BaronessBomburst · 27/03/2013 13:46

PML Grin

GinGuzzler · 27/03/2013 13:44

This has left a bitter taste in my mouth.

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