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Original poster

Come and discuss the issue of Cum with me because, frankly, it's getting on my tits.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 13:35

It really is.

Dear Facebook and Gumtree users

Stop it.

Come and Cum. Two different things. AIBU? Am I?

Cum look at my puppies is not going to encourage naice people to COME round.

Cum is not an abbreviation. It really isn't.

If you insist on persisting I will find you and vomit in your hair rather than over my pc.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 27/03/2013 15:48

OP you are 40 years too late with this post, 1973, Slade, "Cum on Feel the Noize"

I thought the lyrics were 'cum on Thelma Noys' I always felt a bit sad for poor Thelma.

Dawndonna · 27/03/2013 15:38

I can't bare it either. (sic)
Grrrrrrr!
Why do people confuse the two. If you can't bare it, fine, I don't want to see it anyway. So there.

Pandemoniaa · 27/03/2013 15:23

Thread title is worthy of a gold medal. I wish I could say I hadn't seen it coming.

Tee2072 · 27/03/2013 15:20

Or tortured. Like the chillax cummer... Grin

EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 15:15

That Bastard Mary Poppins ?

Should have been strung up ! Grin

Maryz · 27/03/2013 15:14

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Tee2072 · 27/03/2013 15:11

Most of MN makes me appreciate my husband...except when he's a wankbadger, which he is sometimes. Just like I am sometimes. No one is perfect or nice all the time.

Not even Mary Poppins. Read the original story some time...

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 15:02

Mine was Sad, till he started drinking and surrounding himself with douchebags.

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 15:01

I must admit I hadn't fully appreciated how great my H is, before I found that board.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:58

I did kick him out. But we are skint. So he is in the spare room. I am moving him into the shed in a fortnight where he can COME and go as he wishes.

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Maryz · 27/03/2013 14:56

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:52

The bugger read my thread. Which as it turns out was probably a good thing.

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:51

aha

Penny has dropped as to who OP really is. It took me a while, but I got there. I wondered where you were, chuck.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:49

I fucking saw that!

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Tee2072 · 27/03/2013 14:49

Relationships was the first topic I hid. True fact.

Honey torture was too good for her. The chillax cummer...

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:49
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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:45

Indeed, mary. One day I too will see the light and hide the relationships thread. I am hopeful it is cumming soon.

Maryz · 27/03/2013 14:43

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Chunderella · 27/03/2013 14:43

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:43

OOO, HotCross, can I hang out with you all the time, please ?

You is strong and shecksy (cuddles up) Grin

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:38

Not on my fucking thread they won't. They'll get a face full of Come, if they try and deviate from the very important point my thread is making Angry

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EggyFucker · 27/03/2013 14:37

Mary, I keep getting a load of flak from dickheads, and I am a little tired of the constancy of it,tbh. So I am keeping a lower profile. Although, I shouldn't think it will be too long before some PO gets wind of us chatting here and lashes us with the "nest of vipers" shite.

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 27/03/2013 14:36

AF..... I rather think she needs to be told.

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crypes · 27/03/2013 14:36

I must say i'm finding all this very hard to swallow.

higgle · 27/03/2013 14:35

OP you are 40 years too late with this post, 1973, Slade, "Cum on Feel the Noize"

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