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To Take this DVD back to Weeping Cock Tesco's?

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PenelopeTitsDropped · 10/10/2010 13:28

Rec 2. "The Best Zombie Sequel Since Dawn of The Dead".

Not one single fucking zombie, and it was Spanish with sub-titles.

I wanted "proper" zombies for my £11.odd pence.

Am I within my rights to demand my money back?

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geraldinetheluckygoat · 10/10/2010 14:32

Well I did not know that. Shock

Mumcentreplus · 10/10/2010 14:27

I miss the shambling zombie...nowadays those super-fast super strong zombies are way too scary...i mean their dead ffs!! they wont get tired..I would die for sure Sad

PenelopeTitsDropped · 10/10/2010 14:18

I refer to the MN "Zombie Plan" thread.

I would also refer you to the fact that I'm a veggie and as such, being a Zombie would prove problematic for me.
I would also refer you to the fact that there are now university courses re zombies.

Vinegartits. Goods "not as advertised/described"
Not one single fucking zombie. Spanish or otherwise.

I always pick shite; but I want it to be accurately described shite.

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chibi · 10/10/2010 14:17

The village of weeping cock is just short drive down a b road near nether wallop if I'm not mistaken

geraldinetheluckygoat · 10/10/2010 14:14

I dont get the weeping cock reference? There is surely not a place called weeping cock is there? Help me out here...

Vinegartits · 10/10/2010 14:08

YABU its not Tescos fault you picked a shite film

chibi · 10/10/2010 14:04

I mean they aren't scary in and of themselves

I suppose it is scary in an abstract see how we can be reduced to mere shambling insensate meat way

Zombie films leave me morose and unsettled not entertained

PenelopeTitsDropped · 10/10/2010 13:53

Zombies are indeed sad.
That's why they usually appear in Horror films and not, for example on "Antiques Roadshow" or "Britain's Next Top Model".

Having said that, they'd certainly be welcome on some other shows... "Come Dine with Me", "Celebrity Masterchef" et al would be much enhanced by zombies.

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chibi · 10/10/2010 13:45

I have always thought there is something unbearably sad about zombies, I don't think I could manage a whole film without feeling too overwhelmed

PenelopeTitsDropped · 10/10/2010 13:37

*chibi Sun 10-Oct-10 13:31:40
Did it not mention it was subtitled on the box

Lol at weeping cock*

Yes right at the bottom in the same box as the Age rating.

It wasn't the Spanish that bothered me particularly; it was the lack of genuine zombies that pissed me off.

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terryble · 10/10/2010 13:36

Oh dear! That's a horrific mistake. Sue!

PenelopeTitsDropped · 10/10/2010 13:35

They weren't zombies; they were possessed by demons people, they only bit once, very quickly.

That IS NOT A ZOMBIE.

That is a POSSESSED BY DEMONS film.

Different genre entirely.

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chibi · 10/10/2010 13:31

Did it not mention it was subtitled on the box

Lol at weeping cock

terryble · 10/10/2010 13:29

dunno, but I want more information as how the misrepresentation of zombies numbers happened!