So is this bum sex malarky any good?

Har Har Har! I was wondering when the singletrack world guys and gals would try to invade MN.

Someone sent me this today, and I couldn't wait to see if anyone on MN knew about it. Of course a bumsex thread got me suspicious.

I reckon we should post a bumsex thread on singletrack world. Either that or have a bloomin great big thread about handlebar alignment or the right kind of tyres on STW.

OK wish I had read to the end of thread.

I tried it is vile My bum was bleeding for days.

i hope you all knw that this a troll thread posted by a bloke who posts a hora on a biking forum?

I have had three husband in the course of 45 years and have never ever tried it or been asked to try it-it just sounds too yuk for words.

DH would love me to try it with him but I say no if it ever gets brought into conversation - just doesn't interest me at all.

troll

I was sat in the park one day when 4 lads came along and sat on a bench near me. I could hear their conversation and it was all about sodomy. The general jist was that they would only do it to one night stands as they'd never want a long term partner shitting all over them with a slack bowel after years of anal sex! The thought of it knocks me sick. Anal fissures, anal leakage and all the other after effects do nothing for me! Ha!

GagaOlala it sounds like your other half has the equivalent of sexual-semtex in his love making if he blows your backdoors off soo violently?

it's terrible. an old boyfriend was keen and I stupidly went along with it. It took many attempts, all of which were painful and not sexy.

Then, years later, when we were merely friends, he boasted to one of my friends (in front of his friend and apropos of nothing) about how he'd f-d me up the a. That pretty much ended our "friendship." So maybe it is some kind of point scoring for certain men.

Fortunately DH has never expressed any interest and I would never encourage any interest.

Good grief I thought we were meant to be saving these for Friday night?

DH told me he has a g/f when at university who was always up for bum sex. Think he would like it again, but not me, not with my dodgy bowels!

Has anyone tried posting about it on Dadsnet?

one way street for me, much to dh's disappointment.

coughing up morning coffee

This isn't something I thought I'd see on mn! I have tried, my OH is quite interested but never pressured. He's a bit 'average' as well so it wasn't painful or anything.

It does help to be very relaxed and I've never noticed debris but like poshwellies says, you have to get over the feeling of taking a crap (especially when he withdraws ). I never been that stimulated by it tbh but it doesn't bother me too much so it's something special for him, when I'm in the mood.

hth

debris?? There would be debris?? I've just gone right off my branflakes.

A well lubed condom helps as well, and keeps you from feeling about any possible debris...

Finally! A bumsex thread! I keep hearing about them on other threads but have never actually found one before.

I was always dead against it until I had a boyfriend about 5 years ago who was slightly obsessed with it...he was determined to train me to like it and I have to say it worked. he was kind of 'average' to put it nicely in the downstairs department, and I had to be really bloody turned on to feel like I was up for it. But if I was in the right mood it was really good. Since we broke up I have tried it again, DP has a bit of a fixation with it but he is hung like a bloody donkey and any attempts he has made have been painful. So yes, worth trying I would say, but only if you are feeling particularly filthy and very relaxed, and preferably drunk too.

dh never asked to take that route, some previous bf's showed some interest but was clear in taking that option off the table...

you could always try it out in private with a vibe and a large tub of vaseline - if you are curious ...

I've never fancied it and luckily I've never met a bloke who has fancied it (and there have been a few down the years - blokes that is). Don't think it's ever even come up in conversation?

ohhh no, not now obv after 2 children. Even the midwives were sniggering about my piles after I had DS2.

'You have a VERY large protrusion mrs funny, I have told all the other MW's and we are sniggering about it over our coffee'

Ooh no way, don't fancy it at all. Thankfully DH not interested either.