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BLOODY next have changed their "padded toe thong" (!) flip flops. Now they're all penisy and horrible and I've bought a new pair for hte last two years running

(42 Posts)
MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 20:33:03

penisy style

Aren't they farking horrid? Old ones had two more rounded straps instead of one thick flat strap

FrontRowFig Wed 17-Jun-09 20:35:24

I know i know
i had to resort to birkenstocks adn white stuff circle sandals.

they are now coach trip styling

giraffesCantRunA10k Wed 17-Jun-09 20:35:27

penisy <snort>

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 20:39:49

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIRKENSTOCKS

do NOT go down that route FGS!

FrontRowFig Wed 17-Jun-09 20:40:37

too late

SoupDragon Wed 17-Jun-09 20:42:03

Now, I've not seen a huge number, but I've never sen a penis that looks like that.

AlistairSim Wed 17-Jun-09 20:42:10

Dear god, how very dare they!!?

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 17-Jun-09 20:42:38

Fab title btw. Fwiw I can't stand any thong/penisy/rubbing items between my toes so I just buy "normal" sandals. shock

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 17-Jun-09 20:43:23

<<howls at SoupDragon's informative post>>

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 20:43:54

You haven't lived soupy.

Which Birks did you buy fig?

onepiece- I was like that, until these ones from Next converted me <sob>

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 17-Jun-09 20:44:38

I have a glamorous friend who looks absolutely fab in her white birkenstocks. (tall, slim, hair always beautiful). I would merely look frumpy.

SoupDragon Wed 17-Jun-09 20:44:59

TBH I think I can live without a penis that looks like a toe-post thong.

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 20:50:40

this is them BEFORE they got penised-up

Kbear Wed 17-Jun-09 20:52:54

buy a pair of CROCs and get over it

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 20:54:09

<gasp>

NEVER kbear NEVER

mollyroger Wed 17-Jun-09 20:54:41

hahahahahahaahahahahha at fig going all Birkenstock

EyeballsandherSunburntNorks Wed 17-Jun-09 20:55:20

I don't know. The originals look more like penises to me...

<<calls DH in for comparison>>

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 17-Jun-09 20:55:30

Kbear I have reported your post. shock wink

Is everyone ok after that outrageous suggestion? {{{hugs}}} grin

brimfull Wed 17-Jun-09 20:59:29

I can't see the difference between the penis thongs

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 21:00:15

lolol at post reportin¬!!!

morningpaper Wed 17-Jun-09 21:04:01

I have compared these against the phalluses that I have available here and they are not similar

sorry

onepieceofcremeegg Wed 17-Jun-09 21:06:14

My goodness MP are you attending some sort of orgy/swinging event whilst simultaneously mnetting!? shock

Tidey Wed 17-Jun-09 21:06:21

... Nope, doesn't matter how much I look, I just can't seem to spot any penises in that picture. Is it one of those magic eye things?

FrontRowFig Wed 17-Jun-09 21:07:54

the originals were UBER comfy

an acuqaintance of mine has a watering can ornament in her garden that looks liek a bell end

MamaG Wed 17-Jun-09 21:08:17

ok.
Click on the link. Click on teh pink flip flop. Rotate it until its full-frontal

Imagine your foot in it, that big PENISY bit going up from your toes

urgh

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