sooooo if you were performing a striptease for your partner what music would it be to ?

[cheltenhamgal]

I have always wanted to perform a striptease and my partner's eyes lit up when I suggested it so a) any tips and b)what music ?

[DrNortherner]

Doncha wish yer girlfriend was hot like me or lady marmalade

[lazyemma]

the birdie song

[WanderingTrolley]

I've Got A Luvverly Bunch Of Coconuts

[choosyfloosy]

Something he likes - my dh would probably go for Take That followed by Joni Mitchell but I have had at least one boyfriend who would have gone for Whole Lot of Rosie by ACDC. As long as he doesn't leap up for air guitar in the middle, I think they do appreciate the right music.

Father's day is it?? You're lovely

[lou33]

you can leave your hat on by tom jones

[willywonka]

If you want to go down the dressing up road, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" would suit a schoolgirl look.

[cheltenhamgal]

well all that made me do wanderingtrolley was pmpl

[lou33]

if loving you is wrong - faithless

[PinkMartini]

The music from Ocean's 11 when Julia Roberts comes down the stairs. I think it's called Tess by David HOlmes.

[gibberish]

It would be to the tune of an ambulance siren.. dh would die of shock if I EVER did anything like that.

[cheltenhamgal]

lol gibberish

[lou33]

smooth by santana, for a more upbeat strip song

[WanderingTrolley]

Nellie the Elephant

(complete with trumpeting and other elephant noises)

[willywonka]

wanderingtrolley - am developing a very twisted idea of your sex life

[Sparkler]

I read this thread to DH and he suggested the Benny Hill Theme Tune.

[cheltenhamgal]

PMPL

[cheltenhamgal]

guess I had better go buy a feather boa and some long gloves hey

[gibberish]

Lou, how many strip songs do you have - or need??

lol Making sure dh NEVER sees this thread.

[willywonka]

Or this outfit for "Toxic" by Britney Spears

[cheltenhamgal]

plus I am concerned I may trip or fall over whilst performing the strip

[lou33]

lol they are just all good songs to do it to imo

[Desiderata]

Aw, choosy ... I was going to suggest Whole Lot of Rosie!

Well, how about the original stripper song?

Daaaaaa Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da
Da DA Da Da Da
Da (bump bump) DA DA (bump bump)

[lou33]

dont forget you need high heels

[Kathyis6incheshigh]

What shall we do with a drunken sailor