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to think that someone of my class and stature should not be pottering around the house and going "bounce,bounce,bounce, bounce in the the motherfuckin' house'

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HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:04:04

Its literally the most offensive, immoveable ear worm ever.

It's like an illness.

Fgs, I'm 38 year old woman in a cardigan and wearing Crics and I'm singing this watering the house plants.

SOMEONE FUCKING STOP ME!!!!!!!!

<bounce, bounce, bounce.....>

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:05:45

Disclaimer: if you have no idea what I'm on about DO NOT GOOGLE.

Not a hah hah hah don't google, not really google, google. JUST DONT FUCKING GOOGLE IT. Or you're doomed.

Salmotrutta Mon 24-Apr-17 21:07:06

Is it one of those modern hip hop songs?

I quite like some of them.

<sits on hands>

haveacupoftea Mon 24-Apr-17 21:08:01

Can I have a share of whatever drugs you're taking please?

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:08:28

It's a crime to the ears <sobs>

dudsville Mon 24-Apr-17 21:08:56

Those are the worst and best type of earworms. I've walked down the corridors at work with excrutiatingly inapropriate sexy song lyrics buzzing through my brain as I try to manage details about someone at death's door.

Salmotrutta Mon 24-Apr-17 21:09:01

Are Crics a rip-off brands of faux Crocs?

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:09:29

Ffs, did you not get the I have stature and class? I'm not high dude.

Salmotrutta Mon 24-Apr-17 21:10:34

Well, you say you have stature and class...

EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans Mon 24-Apr-17 21:11:42

AGADOO, DOO, DOO, push pineapple, shake the tree

AGADOO, DOO, DOO, push pineapple, grind coffee

You're welcome.

elQuintoConyo Mon 24-Apr-17 21:11:49

I googled. I'm an idiot. It shall be chiselled on my gravestone:

Here lieth elQuintoConyo
1973-2017
She Googled

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:11:52

Ahem blush Crics are how refined people such as myself say crocs. I intentionally wrote it phonetically so you'd get that.

<bounce, bounce, bounce .....>

dailymailarecunts Mon 24-Apr-17 21:12:39

I appear to have been protected from the ear worm by my inability to type....

Ps hello honey dragon my lovely, you know me under a different name. I fake tanned my baby many moons ago and everyone thought I was you hmmgrin

RJnomore1 Mon 24-Apr-17 21:12:45

Google didn't reveal anything honey.

What height ARE you anyway?

Urglewurgle Mon 24-Apr-17 21:13:06

Are you dancing like in the video?

dailymailarecunts Mon 24-Apr-17 21:13:20

Oh. I forgot to attach the screenshot after all that!

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:13:25

Quint

You

Cunt

I did WARN you.

Empress no joy. I've even tried the badger song and pink fluffy unicorns.

daisygirlmac Mon 24-Apr-17 21:14:13

I went to baby group this morning and I've got that bloody dingle dangle scarecrow in his flippy fucking hat grin nothing has made it go away, not even Placebo!!

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:14:38

Urglewurge

It does lend itself to some gentile twerking with the watering can

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:16:42

Love the new username bab ....you definitely shouldn't listen to it!! You'll end up singing it at preschool or something you disaster prone minx!

SmileEachDay Mon 24-Apr-17 21:17:45

Honey the only cure is to go on the offensive.

Deliberately infect others. Gets rid. Every time. I think it has to be in person though, not sure it works over T'internet.

And the intent has to be there.

<doesn't Google>

EmpressOfTheSpartacusOceans Mon 24-Apr-17 21:20:09

I am DEFINITELY not Googling it.

Are pink fluffy unicorns normally good for ear worms then?

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:20:50

I can't, I just can't....I love you all too much.

I mean, look what I did to Quint shocksad

HoneyDragon Mon 24-Apr-17 21:21:26

Empress .... only if they're dancing on rainbows.

SmileEachDay Mon 24-Apr-17 21:22:16

I pick an unsuspecting colleague and go contagious on their ass.

Can you hold out until morning?

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