To report my neighbour because of their intruding cat!

[ricecrispies16]

Just gone in the kitchen to see paw marks all down my window, across the sides and up the stairs carpet! It regularly sits on my window ledge trying to get in and spreading mud all over my window, now it's gone and come in. What can I do about this? If anything.

[GinIsIn]

Close the window?

[wifework]

Who are you going to report them to?

[Dailymaildailyfail]

Get a water spray bottle and spray the cat when it comes close to your house. I am a cat owner myself and I wouldn't mind if someone did this to my cat IF he happened to be making a nuisance of himself to other neighbours. But obviously use with caution!

[NicknameUsed]

How on earth is it able to walk up a vertical window? And how is it getting into your house?

[DMnamechanger]

Place marking

[JennyHolzersGhost]

Report them to who?! The Cat Police ?!

[IfartInYourGeneralDirection]

The cat watches you from outside?....That would meowt








Badumtish

[insan1tyscartching]

Get your own cat that usually dissuades a visiting cat.

[SpongeBobJudgeyPants]

Not a cat-lover then

[Catzpyjamas]

He's not black and white, is he?

There is no one to report this to. Buy a water spray and close the window?

[sotiredbutworthit]

Is this him??

[ItsAllGoingToBeFine]

Put some bird spikes on your windowsill.

[IrnBruTortie]

You are honoured the cat visits you.
To whom are you thinking of reporting?

[Blackfellpony]

I would also like to report my cat who does this every single day

[TrustySnail]

NicknameUsed

Mine get in and out of windows by leaping onto the window ledge, then jumping up and putting their front paws through the open part, then using back paws against the glass to push themselves through.

[MissBattleaxe]

I'd like to report my cat for lying across the stairs in a dangerous and insolent manner.

[Pineappletastic]

Can I report my cat for hanging about in the middle of the road sniffing the tarmac? shameless placemark

[Soubriquet]

Get a parrot that goes fuck off outta my house everytime the cat comes in

[PeppaPigTastesLikeBacon]

i was helping with your privacy. Nothing is too much of an issue for batcat

[JustHereForThePooStories]

Who'll you report them to? The dog?

[JustHereForThePooStories]

Who'll you report them to? The dog?

[WhooooAmI24601]

I took my car to be Properly Cleaned (note capitals indicating the adultness of such a thing on a weekend) and WhoooCatBastard has marched up and down the windscreen and bonnet several times since to demonstrate that he, and only he, may touch the WhoooCar or he will violate £25 of cleanliness. I would like to report him for this. Please add it onto your report because I'm eating Sports Mix and have no free hands to make the report myself.

[AddToBasket]

Hahaha, love the idea that there is someone to report cats to.

[Angryangryyoungwoman]

I believe this is a matter for the police. Dial 999 immediately

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

What can you do?
Accept it.
Cats don't give a fuck