Donald Trump came over my feet ...

[Laiste]

AND all over my painting gear last night. Ew!

I mean WTF?! :( < (sick) It was repulsive. I've felt out of sorts about it all day.

Why do we have bloody weird unwanted sexual dreams about randoms? And who else wants to share please? Make me feel better

[ElectricMelon]

I have them all the time.

The worst one was a few years ago and it involved Susan Boyle doing unspeakbale things to me .

The next day I told my mum about it and when I got home from work my bedroom was covered in print outs of Susan and she had written 'Electric loves Susan' everywhere

[gleam]

[LittleLionMansMummy]

Fuck me. That is categorically not a dream, that is a nightmare of the highest order. You must be so traumatised you poor thing.

[Andrewofgg]

Is there a support group for people like you?

[Only1scoop]

That's a night terror
Surely....

[Only1scoop]

Once had one about
Jim Royal

[Only1scoop]

Wasn't as graphic as yours Though Op ....phew small mercies.
We just humped a bit and he was on top. Over very quickly unlike the memory....

[GreatFuckability]

I once had a highly disturbing dream about ken AND Diedre Barlow.

It still makes me shudder.

[Laiste]

These are great.

and thank you for the

It's good to hear i'm not alone.

[RubbishMantra]

Yikes, that sounds terrifying!

I can't compete, but a woman I worked with had a sexy dream about Rolf Harriss. Before his crimes had come to light.

Oh, here's one of mine. I dreamt I was getting sexy with ddDH. Who transformed in front of my very eyes into his father, (incidentally a Donald Trump type) who was extremely critical of my sexual performance. Bleurgh.

[Mynestisfullofempty]

"Oh, here's one of mine. I dreamt I was getting sexy with ddDH."

Is ddDH your daughter's husband?

[RubbishMantra]

Nooo! dd stood for dearly departed, as not alive anymore. DH was alive at the time.

[RubbishMantra]

...at the time of the dream. I found future gatherings with the in-laws most disturbing.

[Thattimeofyearagain]

Simon Cowell < vomitts at memory >

[Sybys]

Uhoh, I expect the OP will be on the end of a libel lawsuit from Mr Trump very shortly.

He only appears in the best dreams.

[ShelaghTurner]

Fucking hell OP. Serious counselling needed after a dream like that.

[BishopBrennansArse]

I'm envisaging a scene like the abscess drain in Victor Frankenstein. Ewwwww.

[SaucyJack]

It takes a LOT to offend me, but I think having a moistening dream about Susan Boyle might have crossed the line.

[VittysCardigan]

He only appears in the best dreams.

[BlackeyedPetitsPois]

I'm still heaving at the thought of a sex dream I had involving Status Quo guys. It was 10 years ago!!!!

[FeliciaJollygoodfellow]

I posted about my own in Chat!

I had a dream about my boss, and he was filth. I was severely distracted when we spoke on the phone this afternoon

Quite enjoying re-running it in my head though.....

[RubbishMantra]

Did they give you "whatever you want" though, PetisPois?

[MadJeffBarn]

I had a weird dream about the short one in the Horrible Histories TV series (can't remember his name) he was showing me round some Roman baths, we got in, things started getting heavy.. then he unscrewed his penis to use it as a vibrator:S

[ArmySal]

Why did he come on your feet?

[BlackeyedPetitsPois]

RubbishMantra oh they certainly did!