To Ask for a Psychic Reading?

[FlibberJunk]

Pretty please?

I'm too scared to go in person.

[Patheticfallacy]

Ooh and me too if anyone is offering

[BagelDog]

Not unreasonable... Would love one too but not very brave about it and OH would laugh if I went irl... Sadly I can't help you, psychic as a doorknob me xx

[hazeimcgee]

Don't you need to be there in person for it to work? I'd love one but need to find someone reputable

[c3pu]

I can do you a psychic reading.

What would you like to hear?

[AloneNow]

Oh me too please!

[Patheticfallacy]

I want to know whether my relationship is going to work out.

[FlibberJunk]

psychic as a doorknob

Nothing's happening that I need help with, I'd just like one because I believe in spirituality and always find psychic readings really interesting when I hear of other people's experiences.

Disclaimer before Debbie Downers come along: I am not vulnerable. You do not have to shut the thread down because you think I am vulnerable and being taken advantage of. This is for fun. If you don't believe in psychics, you don't have to be in here

[Justwanttoweeinpeace]

Ooh could I have one? It's a big ask but I've just started sending out CVs to kick off a career change so I'm looking for a hint.

[Gottagetmoving]

I want to know whether my relationship is going to work out

That depends on you and your partner. There are no guarantees. No charge.

[worriedinwonderland]

Ooooh I love psychic readings.

Have been to a few demonstrations since I lost someone close but they've not come through

I have had two of my Nan's and a grandad come through, I was told specific things that no one else knew except my mum.

[c3pu]

Patheticfallacy - no, your relationship will not work out.

I'm not psychic, but I'm basing my reasoning that if it's in enough trouble for you to ask on a public forum for a psychic reading about it, then the answer is probably a no.

Hope I'm wrong though!

[Patheticfallacy]

I wouldn't say it was in trouble particularly.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

You have a great need for other people to like and admire you.
You have a tendency to be critical of yourself.
You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage.
While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them.
Your sexual adjustment has presented problems for you.
Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.
At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.
You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations.
You pride yourself as an independent thinker and do not accept others' statements without satisfactory proof.
You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to others.
At times you are extroverted, affable, sociable, while at other times you are introverted, wary, reserved.
Some of your aspirations tend to be pretty unrealistic.
Security is one of your major goals in life.

There you go, works for everyone... It's the Forer effect.

[FlibberJunk]

[acasualobserver]

Please PM me for my rates. Payment is strictly in advance.

[InvolvetheChicken]

Try a different forum before I met very scientific and sceptical DP I had a few online readings done on sofeminine.com.

Readings online and in real life are fun and they give you a sense that things will work out well even if it is all made up. I think you pay for the entertainment not necessarily that it's true.

[FlibberJunk]

Oh dear, I should have included the word 'free' in my title. Sorry

[Newes]

I think if you go into this with a clear head and determination you will get the outcome you require. It isn't going to be easy, but things worth having often aren't simple to acquire.

[WorraLiberty]

It must be the day for this sort of thing.

Someone started the same thread in Chat earlier

[FlibberJunk]

Did they get a reading in the end??

[Iwasjustabouttosaythat]

MrsTerryPratchett is about the only person on this thread who isn't a "Debbie Downer".

[calamityjam]

OOH, me please, can I have one?

[WorraLiberty]

Did they get a reading in the end??

If they don't have one now, they will have in the future

I believe that's a well known get out 'psychic' answer.