So - as no one appears to know who MN royalty are, I hereby declare myself king.

[LikeIcan]

I have absolutely no qualifications for the job but hey? No one else seems to want it!

[Smoorikins]

I don't think royalty need qualifications. Just to be born into it out be willing to fight for it.

On guard!!

[HookedOnHooking]

I'm afraid the position has been taken and I think you will find that I am Ultimate Grand Supreme Queen.

[tatumsfunkychicken]

I name change too often to be recognised. Can I still apply to be a lady at court? Super!

[suchafuss]

Has to be Worra for me

[fattymcfatfat]

I don't think so. i am the queen of queens

[DaysAreWhereWeLive]

I am Princess Swishy-Hair of Pointlessness

[Salmotrutta]

Ahem.

I am a Dowager Duchess.

So there.

[Salmotrutta]

But you can be Priness Swishy Hair DaysAre.

If you really want

[QueenSparklesOfMN]

cough cough

[Salmotrutta]

[MNpostingbot]

Application rejected. It's Worra.

I'd also nominate, but not name, one of the relationship board regulars as Mother Gothel.

[ChwatFeechers]

Aaah.

A lovely arse-licky thread.

It's been a while.

[MNpostingbot]

It's not arse licky. There isn't a facility to up vote threads here, nice to feedback to those who put the time in and talk a lot of sense, they are in the minority.

[SauvignonBlanche]

Here we go again.

[Notasinglefuckwasgiven]

Who is Defender of the Realm...? I vote AnyFucker

[LikeIcan]

A revolution already?
I've only been king for 6 hours!

[Koalafications]

I don't think this is going to end well...

[ThoseAwfulCurtains]

I think it's got to be a Shiloh Pitt.

[BeyondTheWall]

Oi! There is no mn royalty, we're republicans here!

[MitzyLeFrouf]

You all look like unwashed peasants to me.

[FenellaFellorick]

Can royalty be the Off With Her Head variety?

If so, may I bribe you all with cake and gin in order to obtain your votes?

[BeyondTheWall]

[larant]

I don't even recognise most of you here.