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AIBU?

To think that Benedict Cumberbatch would have a ginormous cock?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/09/2013 22:36

He just has that look about him. I don't even fancy him that much either, but I think it would be long AND wide.

AIBU?

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duchessandscruffy · 08/09/2013 22:40

Am I the only one on mn who thinks that benedict cumberbatch is a minger? Disclaimer: I have never watched anything with him in.

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CharityFunDay · 08/09/2013 22:41

Am I the only one on mn who thinks that benedict cumberbatch is a minger?

No.

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VaultFullOfTwizzlers · 08/09/2013 22:41


Probably.
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Fairylea · 08/09/2013 22:41

He must have a massive cock. Surely. He doesn't have anything else going for him.

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Tailz · 08/09/2013 22:42

I don't really understand the hype - he's kinda kooky looking but yes, he does possibly have a big cock.

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Amrapaali · 08/09/2013 22:43

Another one who just doesnt gets the hoopla. He looks a bit...dead inside.

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VaultFullOfTwizzlers · 08/09/2013 22:45

Harry Lloyd however... he looks the type. I loved him in Game of Thrones but it's saying something when you can't take your eyes off of someone playing Dennis Thatcher!

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beth27123 · 08/09/2013 22:48

Benedict cucumberdick?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/09/2013 22:50

Bendydick Cuminmysnatch.

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Nombrechanger · 08/09/2013 22:52

That title cracks me up!

I'd love to find out... oooooh matron

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Nombrechanger · 08/09/2013 22:53

MalcolmTuckersMistress - where's your mother in law on here? Would she appreciate you talking like that? Grin

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Madamecastafiore · 08/09/2013 22:55

Think he is a ginormous cock!

Really do not see the attraction. He looks like a stoat wearing a silly toupee!

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TeamEdward · 08/09/2013 22:56

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MsApprehension · 08/09/2013 22:56

I just woke up everyone in the house laughing at this thread. Thank you all Grin

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cheerfulweather · 08/09/2013 22:57

No, I'm not one of his fans either.

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AKissIsNotAContract · 08/09/2013 23:01

How does your DH know that teamedward?

I can't see the attraction either. I hope he has a big cock. Mother Nature would truly be a cruel mistress to give someone that face and a micro dick.

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giraffescantdanceallnight · 08/09/2013 23:04

Who?

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Fairylea · 08/09/2013 23:04

He looks like a relative of Matt smith.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/09/2013 23:04

Oh Nombrechanger Malcolm's is far bigger and much wider! I can't walk for 3 days and a tub of sudocream after a round with him...

But seriously though, he's not pretty but he's a good shape and with a donkey kong dong ready and waiting then I'm game

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CharityFunDay · 08/09/2013 23:06

He reminds me of 'extradition drama aspie' Gary McKinnon.

Same elf-life eyes.

Brrr.

Burn the changeling!

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CharityFunDay · 08/09/2013 23:06

*elf-like, not life

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northernlurker · 08/09/2013 23:07

For a friend of Dorothy he's had some long lasting relationships with women.....

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