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Eh? What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?

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HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 21:38:46

What the hell is that Always panty liner ad on about? Women in lift smells of springy flowered and meadows making her confident and happy to be in a lift? confused

AIBU to think no woman ever has avoided going in a lift because her vaginal secretions may make it smell?

Whilst I see the point of panty liners I do not see the point of a daffodil scented nether region.


badbride Wed 17-Apr-13 18:50:32

If I strap an Always "fresh" pad to the dog's backside, will it make his wretch-inducing flatulence smell nicer?

Always. Have a happy fart grin

HoneyDragon Wed 17-Apr-13 18:40:14


grin. I'll never sing the original again now grin

BobblyGussets Wed 17-Apr-13 17:08:18

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger, stick them up your cunt and they last a bit longerrrrrr......

Goldmandra Wed 17-Apr-13 16:57:57

Just use a pack of extra strong mints, insert the lot for minty freshness with added tingle.


SneakyBiscuitEater Wed 17-Apr-13 15:30:46

Just use a pack of extra strong mints, insert the lot for minty freshness with added tingle.

LaMaga Wed 17-Apr-13 15:21:23


bettycocker Wed 17-Apr-13 07:59:56

It sounds like a recipe for thrush if you ask me? Are they bringing out scented jockstraps for men, so people can't smell their sweaty sacks?

What's wrong with a bit of febreeze?

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Wed 17-Apr-13 07:42:48

Well of course you would say that...

HoneyDragon Wed 17-Apr-13 07:30:03

Can I just point out that I am NOT Honey21, and have no interest in tightening any of your foofs.

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Wed 17-Apr-13 07:21:52

yuk. That's even worse!

ripsishere Wed 17-Apr-13 07:18:57

or this

ImTooHecsyForYourParty Wed 17-Apr-13 06:32:48

seen this?

ripsishere Wed 17-Apr-13 01:39:41

They are here in Malaysia too. DD is almost 12 and has gopping discharge. She has made holes in the gussets of her knickers from scratching/scooping it out.
She tends to wear a drip tray daily. Last week we were in the supermarket, she got a packet and I made her take them back. They were fragrenced. She is convinced that a fragrent foof will make all the difference to her social life.

MissFredi Wed 17-Apr-13 01:27:19

"We need more lemon, no, you buy..." Comes to mind. wink

kickassangel Wed 17-Apr-13 01:16:25

As someone who lives in the US, I have never heard of such a thing.

But I will pay more attention next time I'm buying. Perhaps they're a behind the counter thing. Shall I ask at the pharmacy?

Machli Wed 17-Apr-13 01:01:37

I had to trim mine today ready for hols next week. A machete wouldn't have gone a miss, it's been a while...................

DameFanny Wed 17-Apr-13 00:16:57

ROAR at fallen grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss Tue 16-Apr-13 23:58:16

What the jeff does one need a floral field fresh fanjo for?
Grazing cattle? confused grin

BobblyGussets Tue 16-Apr-13 23:57:17

grin at Martyr, giz a spray of your cuntry fresh.

Buzzardbird Tue 16-Apr-13 23:54:46

Eeeew stench trench!

SilveryMoon Tue 16-Apr-13 23:39:15

There I was thinking all these women I see taking the stairs is them trying to be fit and active but now I know it's all about wiffy fanny

MartyrStewart Tue 16-Apr-13 23:37:30

There is no 'O' in country fresh in this house.

Pandemoniaa Tue 16-Apr-13 23:34:15

Well in case someone wants to tiptoe through the tulips


Sunnywithshowers Tue 16-Apr-13 23:32:28

I'm going to design a lemon-scented cockring so men can hide their stinky eau-de-ballbag smell.

HoneyDragon Tue 16-Apr-13 23:25:57

Fabreeze your foof. No that's a slogan.

Do you think they'll have adverts getting people to sniff one sprayed 7 days ago to admire its freshness?

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