Advanced search

How often do you wash your lady garden

(96 Posts)
motherhen1949 Sun 31-Mar-13 23:14:09

Inspired by the pants threads how often do you was your lady garden

I am hopeing its a unnamous every day at least confused

Flojobunny Sun 31-Mar-13 23:15:12

Erm every day ish, maybe 3 at the most

littlemissbunny Sun 31-Mar-13 23:16:14

Isn't it self cleaning shock

motherhen1949 Sun 31-Mar-13 23:17:01

Lol thats funny littlemissbunny

SanityClause Sun 31-Mar-13 23:17:34

From the start of the year, I started using the Fibonacci sequence.

1,1,2,3,5,8.... Etc

It's very time efficient, particularly as the numbers get bigger.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 31-Mar-13 23:17:58

I hadn't washed mine for months but the heavy rain we had a week ago splattered dirt all up the sides of my lovely new container so I had to get the brush out and hose it down.

It looks lovely now.

thenightsky Sun 31-Mar-13 23:18:25

At least once a day and often twice.

WorraLiberty Sun 31-Mar-13 23:18:35

I drive it through the car wash every day.

But on every Saturday it gets treated to a hand wash and valet from the lovely Bosnian gentlemen on the corner of the road.

£15 for a hand job and I can't complain as they leave it smelling nice.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 31-Mar-13 23:19:46

I wash my cunt at least once a day though. grin

Sparklingbrook Sun 31-Mar-13 23:20:36

Twice a day. I have some of that foof wash stuff.

littlemissbunny Sun 31-Mar-13 23:21:17

Shake n vac sparkling ??

Elvensong Sun 31-Mar-13 23:22:05

Pruned once a week & watered every day, twice in summer. grin

VisualiseAHorse Sun 31-Mar-13 23:22:16

I don't have a lady garden. We live in a flat sad

Sparklingbrook Sun 31-Mar-13 23:22:29

Yup Bunny. grin

SirBoobAlot Sun 31-Mar-13 23:22:41

Do baby wipes count?


doyouwantfrieswiththat Sun 31-Mar-13 23:23:36

Surely a dusting of athlete's foof powder is enough.

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 31-Mar-13 23:23:40

Visualis sad

motherhen1949 Sun 31-Mar-13 23:23:51

I let my husband wash mine grin

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Sun 31-Mar-13 23:24:56

but I'm heavily pregnant and can't see it to do landscaping. blush

Wommer Sun 31-Mar-13 23:26:12

Every day - only with water though.
Soap causes.... "problems"

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance Sun 31-Mar-13 23:26:26

Oh I can't do that Motherhen
He flashes the hosepipe round for a few seconds in a very desulatory fashion.
Nope - if I want my ladygarden done properly, I just have to roll my sleeves up and see to it myself.

OTTMummA Sun 31-Mar-13 23:28:28

I accidentally stole some femfresh wash a while ago, it's quite nice acutally.
Twice a day, more in the summer.

goldminger Sun 31-Mar-13 23:31:14

A good sprinkle with the hose daily <designed by Capability Brown>

Beaverfeaver Sun 31-Mar-13 23:33:36

Jet wash maybe twice a year if lucky


ATouchOfStuffing Sun 31-Mar-13 23:36:30

And there was me wondering if a post asking when people last had sex was a bit OTT... wink
Every day.
Don't use femfresh or anything similar! It disrupts the PH balance and causes all manner of nasties, eg. Thrush & BV. Am always amazed they are allowed to sell something so damaging for women under the pretext of it stopping us smelling offensive!

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, watch threads, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now »

Already registered? Log in with: