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Erm every day ish, maybe 3 at the most
<runs>

Isn't it self cleaning

Lol thats funny littlemissbunny

From the start of the year, I started using the Fibonacci sequence.

1,1,2,3,5,8.... Etc

It's very time efficient, particularly as the numbers get bigger.

I hadn't washed mine for months but the heavy rain we had a week ago splattered dirt all up the sides of my lovely new container so I had to get the brush out and hose it down.

It looks lovely now.

At least once a day and often twice.

I drive it through the car wash every day.

But on every Saturday it gets treated to a hand wash and valet from the lovely Bosnian gentlemen on the corner of the road.

£15 for a hand job and I can't complain as they leave it smelling nice.

I wash my cunt at least once a day though.

Twice a day. I have some of that foof wash stuff.

Shake n vac sparkling ??

Pruned once a week & watered every day, twice in summer.

I don't have a lady garden. We live in a flat

Yup Bunny.

Do baby wipes count?

Surely a dusting of athlete's foof powder is enough.

Visualis
Windowboxes?

I let my husband wash mine

Everyday,
but I'm heavily pregnant and can't see it to do landscaping.

Every day - only with water though.
Soap causes.... "problems"

Oh I can't do that Motherhen
He flashes the hosepipe round for a few seconds in a very desulatory fashion.
Nope - if I want my ladygarden done properly, I just have to roll my sleeves up and see to it myself.

I accidentally stole some femfresh wash a while ago, it's quite nice acutally.
Twice a day, more in the summer.

A good sprinkle with the hose daily <designed by Capability Brown>

Jet wash maybe twice a year if lucky

And there was me wondering if a post asking when people last had sex was a bit OTT...
Every day.
Don't use femfresh or anything similar! It disrupts the PH balance and causes all manner of nasties, eg. Thrush & BV. Am always amazed they are allowed to sell something so damaging for women under the pretext of it stopping us smelling offensive!