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slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 16:35:00

I guess it's cos i'm bored.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 20:45:00

vanitas YABU because your name is Latin and I don't understand what it means, although my DD would because she goes to private school.

What does it mean?

bamboozled Mon 25-Mar-13 20:47:39

I'm NOT being unreasonable with a BMI of 200 to have breech twins at home in a birthing pool because I know my body best..... Bet my nanny won't read a wedding magazine while she's hand on with this one...

elfycat Mon 25-Mar-13 20:48:00

After last night I think I might leave my 2 month old to cry it out, that would have been for 4 hours. That's OK though isn't it 'coz I read it somewhere that it's OK to do and they don't suffer at that age.

(She's 2 yo and I do rapid return and lots of patting/hand holding, but it was 4 hours last night)

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 20:48:56

But we can't judge if YABU unless we get more info. So tell me, do you fancy George Osborne?

Sorry, lowerinng the tone to absolute rock bottom now.

VanitasVanitatum Mon 25-Mar-13 20:54:08

I nicked it from vanity fair blush it means vanity of vanities, it's kind of like an expression disillusionment.. I'm being VvvvU aren't I..

VanitasVanitatum Mon 25-Mar-13 20:54:41

Sorry that was for slippy!!

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 20:55:51

Oh fck. I don't fancy George Osbourne. But... this is the truth... I name-changed and I did actually start that thread. With hilarious consequences.


StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 21:08:39

I have heard that George is a nice clean boy in the sack!!

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:15:55

ROFL - but only if he's wearing rouge and pantomime dame outfit, shouting MAMA and doing up his nappy.

"vanitas" - AIBU to like Becky Sharpe? Everyone I know thinks she's a social schemer and Biatch. I lurrve her. Even more than George Osbourne. Who is actually called Gideon. Now THAT's an unreasonable name to call a boy.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:18:52

ooooops DH is reading this thread. Tarquin Fin Tim Lim Bim FTang FTang Ole Biscuit Barrell is his middle name.

VanitasVanitatum Mon 25-Mar-13 21:19:12

You can like becky if I can call my first DS Gideon

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:20:43

oh shit. I'm on the wrong thread! About Tarquin, I mean.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:21:47

Dammit, juggling 2 on the go and got caught out. Just like me and my boyfriends husbands

elQuintoConyo Mon 25-Mar-13 21:26:12

Help! I need you to help me persuade DH that we must call DS Fenton, he won't listen to reason sad

OP: My selfish 'D'H won't bring me to orgasm after he's finished himself.
elQuintoConyo: Try posting this on 'crafts', there may be someone with a pattern to crochet one. Hth

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:29:17

Your DH is right, *elquinto" as the correct name is Fenton Oh Jesus Christ Fenton.

CandyCrushed Mon 25-Mar-13 21:31:26

Awww Hun.

Are yer having bad day?

Hugs n' love n' stuff.

CheerfulYank Mon 25-Mar-13 21:36:35

I gave all my kids names ending in -den.

Varya Mon 25-Mar-13 21:39:16

My dog ate my hamster but left the skin, we buried the hamster skin in the garden but the dog dug it up.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:41:08

varya wtf.

slippysofa Mon 25-Mar-13 21:59:26

God, this ironing's taking me ages tonight. Must sack the aupair.

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 22:05:45

The au-pair is shagging the plumber anyway. Or Fenton. And possibly George/Gideon as well. U are well rid.

Bluelightsandsirens Mon 25-Mar-13 22:05:51

AIBU to sack my cleaner?

He asked if I could purchase a toilet brush.

StanleyLambchop Mon 25-Mar-13 22:09:58

A toilet brush! Oh the horror!

thebody Mon 25-Mar-13 22:10:00

Ohhhh the toilet brush thread, pure joy.

I blame the parents.

idiot55 Mon 25-Mar-13 22:11:10

what is a playbarn anyway? and is it relevant to the question

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