🎤On the National Express
There’s a jolly hostess
Giving porridge free
She’ll provide you with shots
amaretto or what
You like to seeeeee...
Going out was in style
Now we’re stuck in this aisle
Dream of being free
And it’s hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of the furlough feeeeeee🎤
Bah ba ba la
Bah ba ba la
Tomorrow belongs to meee...
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ADs take the National Express when their lives' in a mess, it will make them smile
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BogRollBOGOF · 12/11/2020 17:39
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