DD1 has hidden all my black Tshirts.

[EccentricaGallumbits]

She thinks I should wear somehting else.
Problem is I have nothing else and will have to go naked instead.
What to do? What can I wear instead of black Tshirts - I have many, in many different shapes.

Steal DD's clothes and wear those instead?

ah good idea. she is a small slim 13 year old. I'm not. that may look bad enough for her to give them back.

why not look for some black jumpers instead? REally hack her off?

she has also filched my black cardis. cow.

Now we get to the real reaosn! She wants them for herself!

perhaps. she's taken a style hint from me.

Or she's beginning a Goth/ Emo stage?

you could wear a pink t shirt, that is the best colour any way ????

eww at pink!!!!!

i don't do colour, hence all my black Tshirts.
I think i'll go and threaten to put on her special Jack Wills Tshirt unless she returns them.

Walk around with no tshirt on, she'll soon get sick of you wearing just a bra, especially when her friends are around!

actually that may work tomorrow morning. they all gather here, hundreds ofthem, before walking down to school. if I have no top on she'll be forced to return them or risk all her mates seeing my delightful disgusting body.

have you rescued your clothing from her den?