What if you let yourself go 'fallow' for a year....what would happen?

[maidamess]

I mean, all maintenance regimes put on hold.

I would....

Be growing a hair suit

have pubes like last years hanging baskets

Have grey and brown shiny roots with orangey dead frizzy ends

Be as pale as a baby mole, and flaky to boot

Doesn't bear thinking about

Being dark hair and pale skin I am very very hairy - am v.jealous of all you obviously fair types who can flippantly say "I don't bother with all that stuff" - how can you not bother when the hairs on your legs grow at least half a cm a week?????

shocked at how hairy some mner's really are .

Im "high maintenance" but only coz I choose to be.....I do fake tan and shave my bits,pits and legs so I guess they would be a bit more hairier..BUT other than being a bit paler (hey usually like that in winter anyway ) I wouldn't be any different....

My hair would prob be a darker brown instead of black...

Im laughing so much reading this thread, it is so funny - and true. I'm not particularly high maintenance but leave it all too long and i start to feel a bit grim.
I don't think i would look much different just prob older - are we talking no moisturiser and wrinkle cream - with a full on magnum pi mustache

Oh boy, I just realised that I wouldn't look that different. I don't have my hair coloured, or even cut that often, I don't wear make-up. I suppose that I'm lucky that I only have to pluck the odd hair from my eyebrows and my underarm hair has given up the ghost from so much waxing. My legs would be hairier, but that's about it...

I'd have to be shot with a silver bullet.

Urrrrgh

Attractive monobrow complete with stray white hairs

Proper beard/moustache combo

Knicker tarantulas

Dusty floors from all the dry skin

Mmmmmmm

Does anyone else get those random, really long, white eyebrow hairs? Denis Healey-style? They are about four times the length of normal eyebrow hairs and just... appear.

Snaf see my post.

Doh. Horrible, aren't they?

not much!

Weird patchy eyebrows.
Hairy legs/arm pits
Straggely hair
Feet like hooves

Sexy.

I have riven

My ladygargen is auditioning for ZZ Top next week