KLAXON DP is growing something

[Ohb0llocks]

What is this? I've poked it and it's soft. I want to stick something in it so badly

[Ohb0llocks]

I wasn't allowed to film it breakfast. 2 sebaceous cysts. One was 'a baby one' apparently.

[ineedamoreadultieradult]

2 what? what was it?

[HermioneWeasley]

That sounds incredible

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

Two whats?
Where's the video?

[Ohb0llocks]

It's been coming and going since august, felt I needed to come back and update with the finale! The Dr and nurse were lovely! Did their best to put DP at ease (he was terrified)

[DeathByMascara]

I'm so jealous!

[OverScentedFanjo]

That's impressive!

[LeopardPrintSocks1]

Phwoooar

[Ohb0llocks]

It's out, it was a glorious affair and I wasn't allowed to film it.

There was 2 in there. They numbed and sliced and the crunch it made. Oh the crunch. Then he told the doctor (who was loveing it and singing jingle bells), he could feel it. In he went with another needle. Which made it splatter. It got me. It got the doctor. It got the nurse. Cottage cheese o'clock.

[Boogers]

That other spot is rubbish! It's fit to burst and the top will come off as soon as it's touched, plus all the pus is at the surface so no therapeutic squeezing required.

Does the first one look like it's coming to a head yet?

[Tiggeryoubastard]

Any chemist.

[Ohb0llocks]

UPDATE:

It is still present in its location, I am going to find mag sulph or something similar tomorrow (where can I find it??)

[Tiggeryoubastard]

there's enough of us to pin him down AND to video it just sayin'

[Ohb0llocks]

He'd probably think it was some sort of game

[SauvignonBlanche]

I'd sit on him until he let me squeeze it!

[Ohb0llocks]

It's just not doing anything! No bigger no smaller. Won't let me lance it as 'doesn't want a scar' how selfish.

He let me give it a test squeeze and poke, but the skin over it seems very very thick, it won't give in its own.

However I have been given a consolation prize

[tiredvommachine]

Did it blow in the night and take out you and your DP?

[age81]

Come on OP, any movement? We have all been waiting days and it's just not on!

[peaceloveandshitmoms]

Weebaby that made me tingle!

[cjt110]

Well....?

[Boogers]

That's just beautiful! It's calling out to you, saying "squeeze me, squeeze me". You must give it a poke and take a video!

[Wolfiefan]

Get a milk bottle. Now!

[Ohb0llocks]

No I think it's just the light/angle. I'll get another picture of today's situation.

[mineofuselessinformation]

Is that a small head in the upper right hand part?

[Ohb0llocks]

9 inches long? Oh my god beautiful. I will ask when he's had a shower. I plan to just ask 'for a look' and then poke it and see what happens.